bad 5sos jokes

well the title is pretty dileberate.

Falling For My Stepbrother || Cake

Calum was an only child and liked it that way. His dad walked out on him when he turned 14 leaving him and his mom all alone and completely heartbroken. Luke was an only child and hated it. His mum was addicted to drugs and died when Luke was only 2 so he never had a relationship with her, leaving him and his dad to...

Teaching Affairs || Cake [Editing]

[Book #1] Where Luke is the new Art teacher and falls for Calum, his student, but not without a whole lot of heartache, breakups, fights and stupid decisions. © ValleyOfTheDiamonds

The 5sos Bible

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

Weightless (lashton au)

"What would you do if I jumped off this bridge, right in front of your eyes?" "I'd jump with you." ***(Ok I wrote this a while ago and it's so bad bUT ENJOY)***

Behind Closed Doors (5SOS/Cake) IMPORTANT UPDATE

" That's what I always asked people, because behind closed doors, who are we really?" Sian ^-^

Mute // cake

But I'm mute • I don't care

Prove You Wrong // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "You're the star player on the football team, and I'm just some loser. You've got a reputation to maintain and I don't care about mine. It makes perfect sense that you tried to blame what happened on me. But...

oreo // lashton

5 Seconds of Summer & One Direction -crossover- Multiple Ships. warnings: triggering. anorexia, self-harm, depression, bullying, swearing. Disclaimer: I do not own anyone in this story. ~ "Want an oreo?" Who knew one sentence could change someone's life so much?

fragile. || lashton

Sometimes it’s better that you don’t really have to feel anything. { copyright @stellatbhh (originally @whoanohemmo), 2014 }

Hes Mine.

"Leave me alone." Thats what Calum always said to his bullies. They never listen. Luke is the main one and hates when Calum's other bullies mess with him. "Hes mine" Luke says.

What We Were // cake // sequel of What We Could Be

Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings seemed to be perfect... until the day.

What We Could Be // cake

Luke Hemmings is the typical new kid and is the usual shy person. He soon meets a boy called Calum Hood and develops a small crush on him. One day, something terrible happens to Calum and he slips into depression and Luke has to act quick before Calum slips out of Luke's fingers. Will Luke manage to convince Calum t...

Cake

When Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings of "5 Seconds of Summer" settle on their mutual feelings for each other, they make one drunken mistake that could send their career and fan base, down the drain.

Bully ❌Cake✖

Calum Hood 16 years old Extremely smart, unpopular, only has two friends Ashton Irwin and Trinity Garcia. Bullied by Luke Hemmings. Luke Hemmings 17 years old. heavily tattooed and pierced, two main friends Michael Clifford and Abby Garcia. Bully to Calum Hood.

Amnesia [Lashton] Sequel to YDHMC

"Hey, Ash. You don't remember me. I'm your boyfriend, Luke. We're in a band, with our best mates, Calum and Michael. You... uh, well you're suicidal. That's what got you in here. You tried to kill yourself. But you don't remember that either, do you? Huh, the doctor says you might never remember these things. Ever. I...

You Don't Hear My Cries - Lashton

Ashton's life has turned upside down. He's fallen in love with his best friend, and his depression's started up again, but now it's even worse than ever. Ashton becomes really good at hiding his feelings, but is hiding them really a good decision?

Will We Ever See the End? (lashton au) (ON HOLD)

Life gets better? Try telling that to Ashton Irwin, who's life has only been shit. He doesn't believe in anything or himself anymore, and he's nearing his breaking point. Luke Hemmings is the new kid, and he immediately becomes well known; due to his charming looks and personality. But when he sees the hazel eyed boy...

sworn to silence → lashton ✓

"Please stop! You're hurting me!" "Don't fight me, Luke, it'll just make it worse." Or in which Luke is being abused by a boy named Ryan and he feels helpless to do anything about it out of fear. He's sworn to silence but can Ashton save him? // tw for abuse, rape, self-harm, attempted suicide // {Fully Edited as of...

Basorexia ϟ hoodings

❝It's not that I'm afraid to tell you 'I love you', it's just that I'm afraid you won't say it back.❞ warnings // smut ;; inappropriate language ;; drama « GUYS I WARN YOU ABOUT THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF CRINGE I WROTE THIS YEARS AGO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE »

Some Secrets Are Meant To Be Kept[Lashton]

*Triggering* Ashton Irwin. The drummer for the band 5 Seconds of Summer. He is a closeted gay and plans to keep it that way. He has a crush on his best friend and fellow band mate Luke Hemmings. But Luke Hemmings is straight and has a beautiful girlfriend. Also nobody knows that Ashton hates himself and wants to die...

Skip to the Good Part // Cake one-shot

Cake one-shot/epilogue type thing. You won't understand this if you haven't read the Prove You Wrong series, so I suggest you go do that before reading this! :)

Everything You Do // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "I've heard so many cynical people say that we're young and dumb, therefore we don't know what love actually is. Yet, no one really seems to know what it is, no one is really able to define it. So why should...

I Wouldn't Mind // Cake AU [complete]

❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "No matter what happens, no matter who comes and who goes, I need you to know that you can count on us. We've got each other's backs, alright? I won't let anything hurt you, or make you unhappy. I may not be...

Dumb Luck

What would you call that instance where you just meet someone who lets say, a famous rockstar? Calum seriously didnt know that. He just liked to ship Larry, he didn't really expect to meet famous people on tumblr. To the rest of the world, Luke Hemmings was the Lead Vocals of 5 Seconds of Summer, But to Calum, he was...

I Can't Do This, Not Without You: One Shots

A continuation of Calum and Luke taking care of their new baby, Stefan Hemmings-Hood, along with the unknown new adventures in store.