Best comebacks
The best comebacks you could ever use in any situation without any swear words
This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes
a collection of grunge quotes. DISCLAIMER a) some of these are mine b) some of these aren't mine
"I am not good with advices ......Can I interest you in sarcastic quotes? "
Part 2 of sarcasm books hope you enjoy>>> P.s: I wrote this when I was like 11 so please forgive me if it sounds weird. It gets better around the 160's I think
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