A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

The Bad Girl VS The Bad Boy

Alexis Winters : the prejudice defying guitar player Parker O'Connell : the haughty classical bass player Put these two in the confines of a high-school and that's all you need for the beginning of a kickass journey. {on hold}

All Boys Have Cooties (ON HOLD)

Jane Trevors was the tomboy of her town. In kindergarden she was the first one to climb up to the top of the play ground structure. In sixth grade she beat up a boy who had a crush on her. After that no boy had a crush on her again, or told a soul if they did. In seventh grade she joined the boys lacrosse team. Even t...

The Bad Boy's Heart (Bad Boy Series #2)

*SEQUEL to The Bad Boy's Girl' and cannot be read as a stand-alone. Tessa O'Connell is a girl as in love as possible. Her goal for her freshman year of college is live wholly and love deeply, a task made easy by the spectacular man whose name reminds her of ice-cream and who supplies her endlessly with Kit- Kats. But...

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Closet_Anarchist Presents: Writing Tips!

Here are some tips and advice for beginning authors or writers who want to get their work out there!

Queen of Hearts

No one understands my art. No one understands the beauty of blood streaming from skin. The dark, rich liquid against porcelain skin is perfection. No one understands, but I will keep searching. I try and show them, but they never understand. Then, they have to be terminated. But I will always keep searching.

Her Nightmare, His Savior

Hailey King is perfectly okay with not being popular. Just like her sister, she wears nun like plaid skirts and has alphabetized books to stay at head of the class. Except for that one little hitch. Jason Stone, your classic high school hottie. He had exactly what ever high school girl could ever want, a leather jack...

Mr. Bad Boy Saved Me

I watched Reese lips move as he read out the contents of the letter, then I watched everyone's faces as they took in the words that were coming off the paper. As I looked around the small group, I realized that these were the people that I had no choice but to depend on for awhile, and one of them was going to get hur...

I'm a nerd..(undercover)

She's a badass.She's crazy,chatty and outgoing. She goes to parties and get drunk. Her parents are dead. She lives alone and she has her parents' money because they were rich. But when she moves to a new town she goes to school undercover as a nerd. She don't want other people to know that she is rich and don't want f...

TMNT Husband Scenarios

The sequel to TMNT Boyfriend Scenarios ^_^ This story focuses on your happily (and sometimes not so happily) married life with your favourite Ninja Turtle. I hope you enjoy it!

TMNT Boyfriend Scenarios!

Well everyone's been making these so I figured it might be fun to make one too! I hope you enjoy and sorry if you have trouble deciding which lucky turtle you're gonna date because I plan for each of them to be awesome in their own ways! Have fun!

Whoa Baby

Paisley Devoncourt is your typical sweetheart of the family that every parent is proud of. Smart, caring, responsible, and reliable. With her life set and planned she doesn't expect that life could change on her at any moment; all because of one, sympathetic and vulnerable night. Of course, the boy that helps her chan...

Not His Girl

There are two things Harper Lynch wasn't expecting when she made out with an attractive stranger at her aunt's wedding. One: He would show up on her doorstep two weeks later as the son of an old family friend. Two: That he would be staying in her house, right next door to her. If living together isn't enough, Duke s...

Stupid Cupid

Reed Hadley would gladly spend her day holed up in her room with her dog, watching horror movies or surfing the internet on her trusty laptop. Too bad she is the daughter of one of the biggest matchmakers in the business. As soon as Reed started to develop into what scientist dubbed an adolescent, her mom has been...

Tmnt Boyfriend Scenarios

Ever thought about having a teenage mutant ninja turtle as your boyfriend? In this fandom, every girl has at least once. You can't deny it. So I'm here to make your dreams come true, kind of.... Enjoy! this shit is done don't ask about updates