dickhead

will most likely have excerpts from books i'll never write :)

Royal Pain \/ l.h.

Rule Number One: Don't leave the castle without permission. Okay, broke that. Rule Number Two: Don't talk to anyone outside of the castle. Okay, broke that too. Rule Number Three: Don't show your face. I broke that too many times and now I'm serving tea to the king next door. until further notice, updates will be spon...

how to have sex with a rock star || lh

all she needed to do was complete the 8 steps that were scribbled onto the piece of notebook paper. how hard could it be?

24 Hours.

Where a naive girl with lots of baggage and a rockstar that can't seem to think of anyone but himself fall in love over the span of 24 hours