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  • dickaphobia ➲ c.h
    558K 27.1K 34

    dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

  • Pizza // m.c
    100K 6.6K 14

    In which a boy and a girl bond over some pizza Rankings: Short Story: #75 [8.5.2014] - #64 [13.5.2014] - #60 [15.5.2014] - #46 [15.5.2014] - #36 [4.6.2014] - #35 [5.6.2014] - #28 [6.6.2014] - #26 [7/6/2014] - #23 [8.6.2014] Humour: #200 [8.5.2014] - #188 [11.5.2014] - #180 [13.5.2014] - #170 [15.5.2014] - #159 [15.5...

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  • How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford
    354K 18.5K 56

    [COMPLETED] "in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."

    Completed   Mature
  • human ↦ calum hood {au}
    1.3M 46.3K 36

    COMPLETED | "Make me feel like I am breathing, feel like I am human."

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  • thin walls / calum hood
    5.7M 213K 57

    She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

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  • twitter dms - a.i.
    927K 51K 34

    in which a band member tries to get a fan's follow. warning: contains self harm, suicidal thoughts, depression, etc. read at your own risk.

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  • soldier | irwin
    23.1K 1.3K 16

    "I'll be back soon, I promise." © 2014 by bandkink. All rights reserved.

  • block f ◆ luke hemmings
    1.4M 51.4K 33

    welcome to block f, a place where you can make a hole in your wall just by punching it. cover by @misfit_logan

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  • Roommates || Calum Hood
    21M 551K 69

    "Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

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  • untitled | calum hood
    133K 4.3K 22

    She was trying to hang low but in his eyes she was the only person in the room.

  • club penguin // l.h.
    1.5K 101 4

    Book I in the Internet series.

    Mature
  • 5sos dirty imagines
    86.9K 497 12

    READ AT YOUR OWN RISK 13 and older Y/n means (Your name) Bye horny fans

    Mature
  • virgin mary || ai
    45.7K 3.4K 8

    "you've never had sex, but you're pregnant? so, you're like... the virgin mary?" "actually, my names lily."

  • The Bartender | L.H
    416K 16.1K 70

    Genevieve was a girl of simplicity and self value. The bartender down the road was quite the opposite. In which a stupid boy makes a stupid bet with a stupid girl and everything goes downhill. - Maybe it was the way the smoke blew from his lips. Or maybe it was the way he flexed his muscles as he washed down the bar...

    Completed   Mature
  • how to have sex with a rock star || lh
    2.6M 83.5K 37

    all she needed to do was complete the 8 steps that were scribbled onto the piece of notebook paper. how hard could it be?

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