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Phil is an ordinary guy with an ordinary life. Nothing very special about him, he's just normal. But it all changes when, on the weirdest day of his life, he meets the very quiet and recluse, Dan Howell. He's different. Phil doesn't usually do different, but something about Dan makes him want to try it. But when he's...
"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm...
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Dan Howell is constantly bullied. And he knows better than to tell someone because what he would get in return wouldn't solve anything. All he needed was a friend. But what if that friend turns out to be a teacher? And what if the feelings for that teacher get more passionate than planned? xx
"You can run away with me, anytime you want." I want to get away. Away from the abuse at home, at school hell, but we're not friends. I could never be friends with Gerard Way. He's just some guy that fate seems to drive me towards. His brother may be even more of asshole than him, making my school life living hell and...
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Description: Frank goes to babysit Mikey one night. What he doesnt realise is that Mikey has a brother too. A hot older one at that... Frerard
Dan is the popular kid at his school. He can have any girl he wants. But then Phil started in his class and everything changed. Now he doesn't want any girl. He wants Phil. But it's tough hiding that you're in love. And it's tough when jealousy takes over. Will they make it?
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Donald Trump thinks that Jaime Preciado of Pierce the Veil is an illegal immigrant and soon goes to a concert. What will happen when they meet face to face? Will Donald try to deport Jaime? Or will he give in to lust? (an AU in which Donald Trump has become president and is now for some reason trying to ship our spiky...
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
Shrek has a problem. And that problem just happens to be a turquoise version of him. Sherk. Can Shrek contain his love any longer?
Frank was just on his way to work when he ran into a stranger, named Nick. His eyes stood out. Nick offers to buy Frank a cup of coffee after he bumps into him. After that, they start seeing each other around and there's obviously a connection. Frank was a punk office worker. And Nick was a pop rock salesman.