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  • My Life
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    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE

  • Kirby and Friends
    344 21 6

    It's Kirby!!!!!!!!!!! Ya!!!!!!!!! If you like my AMASHING BOOKS, you should like this book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warning: Contains lots of randomness and ya. ASK UR DOCTOR BEFORE READING THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!! Rated R: For random

  • If Every Porkchop Were Perfect
    164 14 1

    >This was the first story I ever posted on Wattpad; published it sometime in early 2015. A story about Steven Universe's other popular catchphrase... "If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!" EDIT: Hm? Over 40 reads? Well that's a lot more than I anticipated... Thank you for voting and co...

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  • When Shit Went Down (Warrior Cat FanFic)
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    The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.