Obama: The Musical
What My Boredom Leads To
It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obam...
Chair-kun is a lonely chair. A extremely lonely chair. He is never sat on, until one day, he hears a gunshot. And a bloodcurdling scream.
***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travellin...
The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- H...
Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
Katlick Eversweet hopes her name will be drawn for the 69th annual Humping Games. The world will be watching the sexiness unfold :D “Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic The Hunger Games reading list”
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
A book suggested to me to make by my friend @DaPotatoLord . This is supposed to be a joke, don't say this to any girl you meet in real life You'd probably have a bruise for a few months if you did Anyways, the moral of this story is, if you actually clicked on this book, you have no life Another moral is that I am a c...