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Cruel (A Joker Story) [UNDER REVISION]

She lost everything. Her job, her boyfriend, her happiness. She is about to give up on life altogether, when clowned goons kidnap her, and bring her to The Joker. Will he find her useful, or useless?

the truth ( joker fan fiction )

this is a joker fan fiction. you like action, bad humour and Joker? this is definitely the story for you. the main character is a girl, and she works for the joker. But Joker doesn't know she is a girl! And he defiantly doesn't know about her double life. But wait, is it new sudden love I see, or is it just the bl...

The Clown and The Cat

Mr. J meets Catwoman. Pure Smut. The Joker decides to go on a little robbing spree one night, but unexpectedly runs into a fiesty kitty whose hitting the same store. He decides to have a little fun with her. Sexual Content, spank, humiliation, BDSM

The Joker's New Toy { Wattys 2016}

What happens when The Joker kidnaps Jim Gordon's daughter as part of his new evil plan? (sadly there is no Harley Quinn in this one! It contains a lot of mature subject matter)

Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger (A Joker Story)

When a new villain challenges Joker's position as biggest villain in Gotham, Joker decides not to take the competition lightly. Joker x OC

"Would You Rather" Questions

▶ choice is yours. relax and have fun!

Puppet master

I'm a puppet. I look at you. You think I'm still? Think again. I may look plastic, but i still know you. Wanna play with me? Fun for me, but not for you. Wanna hand me to a little kid? I hope you know your horror facts. Think your prepared? I know you more than you know yourself.

World's Best Comebacks

⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck...

Sally (Book 1)

"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hu...

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...