1000 Funny Jokes

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Funny Texts

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Tough love

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City of Fallen Souls

A new twist on City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls, and City of Heavenly Fire (written by Cassandra Clare) put together to create a great new story full of action-packed adventures for Clary, Jace, and the other Shadowhunters.

Chosen

My name is Beck (pause for dramatic drum roll). Yeah I'm not so interesting as everyone makes me out to be. Did I mention that I got kidnapped; well let me tell you about that. It's not fun. In this dull world, there are actually some pretty crazy people who apparently kidnapped me to offer me a job; right. I can...

The Mating Games

I am Sophia. This year I have to be in The Mating games, but unlike most of them I will fight till the end. What happens when Sophia's mate ends up being the most powerful alpha in the world. Will she fight or will she submit? Or will she end up fighting against something much worse?

Shadows

Michael Clifford: 18 years of age and lives in Sydney. Luke Hemmings: 17 years of age and also lives in Sydney. They acciedently meet by Michaels close friend, Ashton. Lukes friend, Calum, helps. Just read.

The Alpha's Promise (1st Book of The Alpha Wolves)

Marielle Heartifillia was banished from her pack by none other than her one, true mate. Love was a rarity in her life. Her parents were long gone, leaving her to fend for herself. Mari yearned for true love. Facing rejection from her entire world and hurt with a broken promise, she leaves her pack to an unknown world...

Sexy Greek God Kidnappers

Being cheated on is the worst feeling ever. When I called my best friend Kyrn and told her what happened between me and Brett, she came over straight away. I always told her that I wished I would find a man that would love me and not just want sex all the time like most guys do. It turns out, that I would be getting...

The Fox and The Wolf

For 18 year old Avery Williams, life hasn't been an easy ride. With her mom on life support, being poor which means she can't afford her mom's surgery, she has to raise her 6 year old sister Lilly by herself in their small apartment, and her dad abandoned them before Lilly was even born. But one stormy night while Av...

The Bucket List

Violet has a disease that hardly anybody knows about. On her 17th birthday the doctor tells her she only has about 6 months to live. Nice birthday gift huh? She knew this was coming sooner or later, so she made a bucket list. A bucket list full of wild, fun, and rather scandalous things. One of the things involving a...

I'm His Mate

Veronica Melone has always been the most wanted girl in school, the girl that boys admire, the girl that girls want to be. Oh yeah, she's a wolf too. Cain Maxwell is the school's official nerd. He's the guy that boys ignore and the boy that girls hate and think lowly of. But, he's the alpha of the Silver Pendant pack...

Quotes

I decided to share some of my favorite quotes with you peeps. If any of you have any quotes you would like me too add and dedicate too you, feel free to put them in the comments. Even if I don't know you, and your not a follower of mine, put them in the comments. Well I hope you like, and even vote too support me, tha...

Lock and Key. (MCR fanfic.)

Destery, your average outcast. Currently 17, she finds herself with a ticket to her favorite band... My Chemical Romance. Her key necklace... Her most prized possession was given to her by a friend a while back. The hunt for the lock continues, only when she goes to the concert does she find the surprise of her life...

The Hunter's Mate

Seven years ago, Ryan's parents were killed by an alpha of the Red Stone Pack. Now she is out for revenge. Along the way she is killing any werewolf she sees but she has met some nice ones. She has met her mate who is an alpha. But the problem is, she is a hunter. Highest Ranking: #152 in Werewolf *cover by: Mayademon...

The Bucket List (Write Affair Finalist)

Leah's old best friend that she hasn't seen for five years just moved in the house next to hers but she never expected Damon to tell her he only had about a year left to live. Therefore, they decided to put together a bucket list and make a pact to do everything written on it together with the little time they have le...

I Was A Bitch (Published on Amazon)

*** Published on Amazon, sample chapters only*** Get the ebook now: https://www.amazon.com/Was-Bitch-Mystery-Romance-Book-ebook/dp/B01MAUYQT0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1476378792&sr=8-3&keywords=i+was+a+bitch Lacey Jones wakes up from a two months coma but realizes she lost the memory of the two years that changed her li...

The Elite Club Of People Who've Seen Gerard Way Naked.

Frank is a hopelessly short, hopelessly desperate, and just generally hopeless highschooler, whose only friend is the amazingly tall kid with the 'fro: Ray Toro. School is mundane, school is just, well, school: Lindsey Ballato is a goddess, Pete Wentz is a MySpace whore, and Brendon Urie totally deserved getting kicke...

The War Between Black and White (ON HOLD)

Sophia and Jay are training for the upcoming war and trying to find Mark. They have to make some more sacrifices if they want to win the war. How much will they have to sacrfice? Sophia is still learning how to control her powers and both her and Jay are dealing with the lose of their families. Jace is trying to wrap...

Miss Popular and the Nerd

Everybody knowsthe cliche where the bad boy/Mr. Popular falls in love with the geek. But does it also work the other way around? Meet Angie. She is the perfect highschool queen bee. She is a straight A student, has a non-existant love life and a lot of jealous friends. She loves her life. Or so it seems. Meet Jace. He...

The Fox and The Alpha

Being the daughter of the only fox spirit is tough. Other packs think she's human. But not our pack. Our pack knows the truth. But when you also have a fox spirit, a lot can go wrong. Isabelle is the daughter of Avery Taylor, the first and only fox spirit in the world. But when Avery has twins and one of them becomes...

My Older Step Brother

~Updated•Completed~ "Don't listen to them, you're beautiful Karli." "How am I supposed to know that if everyone hates me!?"

Nessie's Twin sister

What if Renesmee has a twin

WIFE SWAP THE CULLEN WAY

Renesmee

Renesmee has undergone transformation and her feelings for Jacob continue to change? Will she choose to live with the villeins for the rest of forever or will her and Jacob start their own lives?

Flightless bird

A romantic love story

Immortal Sacrifice

(Twilight Fanfiction)Bella(Vampire) Is In Love With A Human...Or So She Thinks. This Boy Get Bella Into Some Trouble With The Volturi. This Boy Makes Bella Not Believe In Love Or Atleast Not Have Hope For It. After 100 Years Of Paying The Consequences For Breaking One Of The Volturi's Most Valued Rules Bella Is Put Un...

The wedding