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Dork Diaries: A Dork Diary Short

Have you guys read my version of Dork Diaries 8? Well this is the creator of that book! I've been on a long hiatus but now I'm back! Enjoy this Dork Diary Short!

Sleeping Beauty

She met him once upon a dream.

Dork Diaries 9: Tales From a Not-So Dorky Drama Queen [#Wattys2015]

❝This is not me writing this diary! It's a very familiar CCP who is filling out every page of her "stylish" "fabulous" and "amazing" life. If only I wasn't so foolish to leave my diary on top of the locker. What if she shows everyone my diary and tells everyone about my not-so-secret crush on Brandon?❞ -Nikki Maxwell

Dork Diaries: Wedding Day & Nine Months

Ciara Keller's first double book combo. The day has come. Nikki and Brandon's wedding. But a certain unwanted guest decides to make an appearance changing the entire day and Nikki's mood. PLUS: Nikki and Brandon are expecting! Of course, they have to go through the norm. Clothes? Crib? Food? And what color will the n...

Macy's Diary: Tales From a Not-So Dramatic Reality

Macy Victoria Roberts is your regular thirteen year old, right? WRONG! The eldest daughter of celebrity/artist Nikki Maxwell (now Roberts) and well-known veterinarian Brandon Roberts, Macy lives a comfortable life with her year younger twin siblings, Cassandra (Casey) and Ryan. Throughout her eighth grade year, she e...

Dork Diaries 8: Tales From a Not-So Happily Ever After

❝Whoo-hoo! I'm on stage! When Westchester Country Day Middle school hosts its own original musical, I'm more than delighted to be a part of it. But what if something goes wrong and I find myself a part of fairy tales along with my friends and enemies?❞ -Nikki Maxwell

Dork Diaries truth or dare

Comment and tell me what truths or dares you would like the main characters of dork diaries to do the characters are: Nikki, Zoey, Chloe, Brandon, Mackenzie, Marcus and Theo. I hope you enjoy this and please vote and comment.

Dork diaries Crushitiz?! or Jealousitiz?!

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Dork diaries (READ THE DESCRIPTION FIRST PLEASE)

Hey I made my own book in fact my first! So here is the Dork Diaries TWIST hope you ENJOY! 2020 Note As you can tell, this was my first book. And looking back it, along with still seeing comments about many mistakes. I'm well aware this book and many others are way too cliche. I'm still writing books as of now, and h...

Dork Diaries : Truth or Lie

[ FANMADE STORY ] Nikki Maxwell is back again ! This time .... Mackenzie wants to be her friend ? Not only this , there's going to be a spirit carnival at WCD , but not everyone will be in their spirits ! Plus they might have a new pet ... Woof ? Meow ? Squeak ?! Find out What will happen to Nikki and her friends bec...

Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-so-clear Confusion

Σ( ° △ °|||)?! E-Eh? Oh! Right! Disclaimer time~~~ Take it from the top, Nikki-doll~ Nikki: Hibari Hana-chi does not own anything except for this storyline. KIMI: And I own Jadyn, thank you very much~~~ Hana: ...that's not part of the scritp, KIMI dear... KIMI: Now it is~ But seriously, I do own 'er~ Hana:...

Dork Diaries "Beach Trip"

Nikki Maxwell as you all should know is a Dorky, not so popular teenage girl. Nikki drags through her high school years as a well known Dork, enemy of the most popular girl in school, "Mackenzie Hollister". But halfway through her not-so-fabulous year, things start to brighten up! Or you could say, A LOT! Brandon fin...

Dork Diaries-My way

the is totally different from the original story I always wanted dork diaries to be this way this was the copy from one of the same story so hope u enjoy it!!! the school is having a play!!!! Nicki wants to be in this play badly cause Brandon is the male lead role Mackenzie and Nicki are fighting over the part as t...

Dork Diaries: Tales From A NOT-SO Great Love Life

Nikki Maxwell has always had a HUGE crush on the school hottie, Brandon Roberts. Nikki always thought it was Brandon and MacKenzie Hollister; The most POPULAR girl in school. Nikki thought her secret crush thought of her no more than just a friend, but little did she know that Brandon actually had feelings for her?! N...

Dork Diaries 10: Tales From A NOT-SO-Perfect Pet Sitter

Nikki is hired at Fuzzy Friends to help out for the whole month of May! Of course, there is more than just paw marks and fur to clean there, because MacKenzie is coming back again... ··· highest ranking(s); ➳ #46 in dorkdiaries / 190918 ➳ #8 in mackenziehollister / 221118 ➳ #4 in mackenziehollister / 200319 ➳ #37 in d...

Battle of the Captains

It started out as a game. She's everything a girl wants to be. He's everything a girl wants. As head cheerleader and quarterback, Kody Taylor and Austin Collins would normally be expected to be together with them being the schools Mr. and Ms. Perfect. Lucky for all the single boys and girls in their school, it'll neve...

The Final Season

Think you know Every Witch Way? Think again!

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

Descendants Truth Or Dare

So instead of them just going to school in Auradon, King Best and Queen Belle think it would be a good idea for them to play a fun game as well. See how things unravel. My first fanfic!!! Please comment and be nice! Thanks!!

The Alpha Meets The Rogue

Leila lived with her pack all her life. It was until she was forced into an arranged marriage that she ran away from home. She turned into a rogue and while running away from an Alpha, she ends up kidnapped by another one. The exception for this was one: this Alpha was her mate.

Unbound (Bound To You sequel)

Megan thought she had her happy ending. She was wrong. James and her might have completed their mate bond but he's still distant and cold. And external forces are threatening the pack. A witch clan is coming for Lucy, a group of werewolf hunters are in town and to top it off Boston pack's alpha is planning to reveal t...

Luna (Lycan Series: #2)

❝see I've come to burn your kingdom down❞ With the threat of Orion growing bigger each day and the prophecy looming over her, Katya has to work through her advantages: one of them being that she's the long lost daughter of the one of the five branches of royal werewolves: The Anosovas. Being forced into a family that...

I've Always Been The Teacher's Pet

*Currently editing* His hands traveled to the hem of my shirt, going under slightly feeling my stomach. I moaned again. His lips left mine, which made me release a needy whimper. He started to place kisses along my jaw line til he made it right behind my ear. An embarrassing loud moan from my mouth floated across the...

A Veil of Shadow ✅

✨Previously called Ruthless✨ He's cold hearted, dangerous, and not one to be messed with. Leandor the alpha of midnight shadow pack has a reputation for getting what he wants whether you give it to him willingly or not. He fears no one but everyone fears him until a lone soul wanders on his territory. She's been on t...

The Huntress

Electra Jaeger is a dagger wielding, gun flashing huntress, hunting down the creatures of darkness. When it comes to the paranormal she's not picky--werewolves, ghouls, vampires, witches. It's all in a night's work. The Jaeger children were brought into the life after their mother's death at the hands of a werewolf...

Lycanthropy (Lycan Series: #1)

❝when the sun goes down the beast comes out❞ Highest Ranking: General Fiction #2 // Werewolf: #2 ~ He's the reason werewolves lock their doors. She's the reason that they feel safe around him. Katya is a werewolf who runs the pack with her older brother, but when rogue clans threaten them from all around- they have n...

Story of a fairytale (Haylor)

A combination of a life story of harry swift and taylor styles who has a lot of rocky roads on continuing their duties as a prince and a princess. Harry and taylor have been going to the same school way far than their palace. The fact that it is a must to keep their life as a secret, they don't even realize that they'...

I Saved Him (#Wattys2016)

Highest ranking in werewolf : #1 Belle Sweet, the only girl Alpha. Landon, a sweet, and innocent man. Belle Sweet is 17 years old. She's the kind of girl who puts the needs of others before herself, such as her pack. Although her pack is number one in her life, she will need a mate to make her pack stronger- to mak...