Le Dirty Joke Book
Feel the six pack coming! **don't read this if you're under 13**
I'm sure you've all heard the story about how the princess fell in love with the dragon, but have you ever heard of the prince falling in love with the dragon? My name's Gray Fullbuster and I'm sure I'm the only prince to ever fall in love with the dragon. ~~~~ I don't own Fairy Tail it belongs to Hiro Mashima, but th...
I hate to brag.... But I am the king of comebacks, and I know everyone is in dire need of a lesson on them, so I'm writing a book filled with them. This is a public service really, your welcome universe.
|zodiac sign book ! | |daily posts ... | |tag your friends for me please ! | |leo myself ... | | cover made by Euphxnious, ty bb. |
this is my girl guide and it has life hack that I find ever girl should know
(18+ Yaoi drama still in progress) "So many disturbing childhood memories I can't get over. They affect my life to the point I can't go out in public without my skin turning to horripilation, everything disgusts me, I can't possibly trust anyone. The thought of myself makes my stomach churn, I'm a terrible excuse for...
Meet Yuu, a third year in in high school (junior) who has a crazy life, a mum with a shotgun, overprotective brothers and a best friend that can rip off anyone's balls when mad as fuck! Not to mention he just got a boyfriend. Oh, did I mention he is a neko, and his boyfriend is a wolf?? Yes, not to mention his best fr...
Skylar isn't your typical teenage girl. She lives with her three older brothers and dad. Funny thing, her dad likes to cross dress people. He personally takes care of people's clothing, making them clothes and/or fixing them. Her father wanted to be able to cross dress one of his children, but wants them to want to...
Noir has been protected all his life by a dog. He doesn't know who the dog is but the dog knows who he is. His life has become messed up all of a sudden when he meets him in his human form although he doesn't know he's a dog. If he had known he wouldn't have talked to him or fall in love with him. Will he still love h...
Gray starts a new high school as a freshman in the middle of the second semester. Then he sees his old rival, Natsu. But, of course, Natsu doesn't remember him and he doesn't remember Natsu... at first ships: this has stingue and more. Btw- my first fanfic, so don't judge me! Completed 24.11.2014 © sasukee-kun
don't read. read last part. i'm sorry, bye.
There once lived a happy family. They seemed perfect....perfect husband.... perfect wife...perfect child...even perfect smiles. They seemed way too perfect- almost plastic. One day while entering a donut shop to buy his daughter some sweets...Uchiha finds himself with and interesting perky blond- Will this change the...
Shiro is a highschool boy who has not seen a boy since school ended. He is in love with boys. His parents kept him in the house and isolated from boys. On the first day back to school a boy named Mizuki sits next to him. Will Shiro fall in love with him or never talk to him again?
A collection of dirty, funny and sexual jokes. Warning may be swear words and some could be potentially offensive
Miranda Fenster only wants to help her twin brother find his happily ever after with his true love. To ensure her brother's happiness, though, she must beg the Duke of Kerstone to intercede on her brother's behalf. Too bad the duke has other plans for the woman known in society as The Fairy Tale Miss.
The most annoying thing about Hinata is the fact he never shuts up. Most of the time, Kageyama can tune the other out but every now and then a certain phrase or conversation that loudmouth has come out with will just stick with Kageyama like glue. It's the dumb things Hinata blurts out that leads to Kageyama question...
Riku loves reading books. Big passages just felt like a breeze to him. But his breeze turned into a storm when a young man suddenly kissed Riku in the midst of the isolated rows of the library! Why did this young man, which girls can easily fall and fawn for, kissed him?! How will Riku react?! What will happen from no...
I'm not finishing this but I'm not taking down either. Sorry. *I DO NOT OWN HETALIA*
What would you do with a miniature Naruto? one so small that he can fit in your jean pocket? What would a certain Uchiha do? A story about a tiny Naruto who's encountered with a young Uchiha (SasuNaru Fanfic) (boy x boy)
Cuz if your anything like me you don't give a fuck about what people think anyway! So join me as I post 5things daily.... And vote please!!!!
Kendal has always been the small petite kid that liked to wear skinny jeans and top brand clothes. He was what every girl wanted to be, frail, small, blue eyes. He was called names, He never let the names get to him, normally. But what happens when a jock calls you pretty?
Kou has always been alone, both of his parents died in a car accident so he went to live with his aunt, on the countryside. He was a quiet, handsome boy without any friends. As soon as he was old enough to live on his own he left for Tokyo. His neighbour is a man called Hiroki, cheerful and has lots of friends, the op...