Hilarious Comebacks And Insults.
warning: i made this book when i was like 11 and cringy af Need some comebacks and insults for those witches that push you too far? Bored out of your mind? Yeah, well just read this book.
warning: i made this book when i was like 11 and cringy af Need some comebacks and insults for those witches that push you too far? Bored out of your mind? Yeah, well just read this book.
♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀
A down-on-his-luck Necromancer and his dimwitted skeleton companion find a powerful, ancient artifact. But when it accidentally goes off and kills a powerful Paladin, they're forced to flee town. After meeting up with a young woman and her Ogre companion, the Necromancer finds a new purpose and a new life.
They always used to think I was normal. No one knew I was capable of such randomness... until one fateful day... they came across a book.