"Hey, it's me Jordan. Sorry I'm not picking up, probably have more important things to do. Not including you mom. Oh and if this is Jenny, f*ck off." •••••••••••• Voice mails for a lost boy, from a lost girl.
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
in which i burn celebrities so bad they are in immediate need of an ice pack.
WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...
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