"i love you Calum! i will always love you! yet you ran from me. i tried moving on and it felt like hell! you know what my love for you felt like?" Calum just stands there tears in his eyes "it feels like i catch fire." [book 2] [1st book; Invisible]
"erm, excuse me?" "what?" "i need to get my sister some uh, lady thingies, could you help me?" "mate, does it look like i have a vagina?" or in which lukes sister forces him to buy some tampons, but he doesn't know what he's doing so he asks the young, hot male employee.
in which calum likes to buy glow in the dark condoms so his dick looks like a light saber and luke is an cute boy who works at a pharmacy as a summer job. © guiItyprincess | 2016
just a bunch of cake one-shots i write for fun c: i own all of these, please do not use unless it is in short quotations. for further use please contact me by private message. lowercase intended. © hemmorgue all rights reserved.
he's just having a little fun. just speeding up the process of death. just making sure everyone gets what they deserve. what's the point of staying alive when we all go to hell anyways? © hemmorgue, all rights reserved.
「Cake Soulmate / Twins AU」 I do not own 5sos but I own the storyline. Thank you for reading. This work has been translated into Polish and Turkish with my permission. Kate ; @1-800-CALUM ©2016
Some people think he goes for the boy, Luke goes for the body. Artist!Luke Girly/model!Cal
Luke is always horny and Calum likes to watch him squirm. Cover changed. Completed 2016
A collection of cake one shots I have found on Tumblr and ao3, all credits go to those people x I don't own any of these one shots x
Luke likes everything about Calum. Cover changed. Completed 2016
"hey giraffe boy, how's the weather up there?" calum always taunts luke for being so tall, so luke makes it his mission to offend calum in every way possible
in which luke doesn't think he's cool enough to be friends with calum. [lowercase intended] [slow updates] [© 2016, busanborn, all rights reserved]
In which Calum Hood is a little fuckboy and becomes fuck buddies with Luke Hemmings In editing
Calum is sad and mermaid!Luke finds him. Cover changed. Completed 2016
"what's a kink?" In which Luke is a totally innocent church boy and he asks Calum about sex.
“So... What you're trying to say is that you're a famous twenty year old bassist, trapped in the body of my seventeen year old friend?”
"youre mine." "all yours." sub!calum dom!luke © 2016 puppydogmikey, all rights reserved
every sunday luke and his family have a garage sale. every sunday calum goes to a garage sale to see a pretty boy. bottom!luke + top!calum - this is my first story its very cringy im sorry
