aisle five » hemmings a.u.

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

Mature | Malum mpreg✔

"You're very immature for your age, you know that?" "Says the one who had a daughter at my age." "Look who's talking." "Alright, just because you got me pregnant doesn't mean you get to use that against me." After a crazy party, Michael, the rebel, turns up pregnant. But when he comes back from his first sonogram, he'...

you are in love · luke hemmings

he woke up in the middle of the night just to tell her "you're my best friend." | luke and cierra. complete opposites, perfect lovers.

100 Days → irwin

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

Definition [ot4]

"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))