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  • Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex
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    Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good friends that Barack promised the next day he would go mini-golfing wit...