cheesy pickup lines

The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!

My Cheesy BadBoy *Completed*

Meet Diana Gomez,A Shy,Smart 17 Year Old. She Likes Jake Perez But he will never go for her.So when her best friend comes up with a plan she goes for it. Until she finds out that the guy that's was going to help her was Blake Andrews. Meet Blake Andrews a Badass 18 year old. All guys want to be his friend and all...

When They Find Out

Takes place at the beginning of Neverseen when Sophie and Fitz are walking towards the gelato stand, but here, a girl stops them and tells them about the Keeper of the Lost Cities book series! Chaos and humor ensues, along with quite a bit of Sophitz. Also, I refuse to accept the ending of Neverseen. Disclaimer: I do...

Becoming the Future

Sophie is in level 7. She is old enough to sign up for match making. She gets it and is kind of shocked on who is on the list. Who will she pick? Once she starts getting attached to three boys, she goes on a date with each of them. Then one day she finds out she is pregnant. Whose the father? Who will she marry and st...

Until There Was You (Dramione)

The wizarding world's Golden Trio is going back to Hogwarts for one last year to redo their nightmarish seventh year. Suddenly the bad boy, Slytherin Prince, Draco Malfoy is falling head over heels for our Gryffindor Princess, Hermione Granger! How did that happened? Will Hermione fall for him too? And will their be s...

Veritaserum

Draco wants to use truth potion on Hermione, so she will spill the secrets of her heart... Which leads to A true Dramoine adventure

The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...

Lover of the Light

She always knew who she was and never tried to be anything else; that was the beauty of her. But then two people show up at her doorstep and she finds that all that she was didn't really exist. Hermione Granger was a complete lie. With secrets of a daunting past revealed, she's thrown into a world that never wanted he...

Wonderstruck

Its been five years since the war. Five years since the terrible tragedies occurred. Five years since Harry Potter, along with Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, saved the Wizarding World. Everything had settled down, and life was perfect. Until Hermione's world began to unravel, that is. Hearts will be broken. A Ma...

The Marriage Law

The ministry enacts a marriage law to repopulate after the war. Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy. Will this ever be a love, not hate-filled relationship? Dramione!

Life as we know it...

For the survivors of the battle everything is finally starting to fall into place. Ron and Hermione are together, so are Harry and Ginny and Neville and Luna. Even Malfoy and Parkinson are happy, until the the ministry introduces the marriage and reproduction law. In an attempt to save magic, all of the age of 18 to 2...

Are You The One That I Want? (Dramione Love Story)

Here they are again. At the start of a new schoolyear. Hermione Granger is all ready to go. After having spend the summer at home, stuck in her house, because her parents had grounded her for removing their memories and sending them off to Australia, she had had more then enough time to read all the books they would b...

Facts about Harry Potter that you didn't know

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

With you in my Arms

One night was all it took... for their lives to change in most unexpected ways, for them to have to face their past and for love to find a way. A classical love story with a few twists featuring Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger in the leading roles.

You Read My Mind -a Dramione Fanfic(on hold)

Hermione and Ron are married but with Hermione's new ability, she can read minds, she discovers something that tears their relationship apart. How will she cope with all of this when she is head girl of Hogwarts alongside Draco Malfoy. !!THIS WORK IS BEING REWRITTEN>FIND THE NEW STORY ON MY PROFILE!!

Girls Only: Girl's Code And Girly Advice

Alright this is my form of girl code, also I give advice on girly matters because I am Yoda Bl No I'm not but I do know how girls work. Don't mess with the hair, the boyfriend or the food. [Warning: I swear in this so if you don't like that ignore it or just don't read this.]

The Astronomy Tower < #wattys2016 >

"Since when do I, Draco Malfoy, Play fair?" Draco said with one brow cocked, and a smile playing on the corners of his lips. What would the series look like if Hermione hadn't ended up with Ron? A Draco and Hermione Fan Fiction. Anything that you recognize from the Harry Potter series, belongs to J.K. Rowling. NOT REC...

In Love with Twins

Ellie meets Jace the most popular boy at school at Walmart and they become best friends. They keep meeting at Walmart and school and they eventually fall in love. But what happens when she meets his family and becomes attracted to Jace's twin brother, Cole.

99 Skinny • Adopted by 5sos #Wattys2016

She thought the world was against her and being loved just wasn't for her, until she met four boys determined to change that. (the writing in this is certainly not my best, just a heads up) warning: this book deals with triggering topics such as eating disorders, self-harm, and suicide. [highest ranking ~ #1 fanfictio...

Teenage Posts

Confessions of a Queen B*

Alexis Wyndham is the other type of Queen B-the Queen Bitch. After years of being the subject of ridicule, she revels in her ability to make the in-crowd cower via the exposés on her blog, The Eastline Spy. Now that she's carved out her place in the high school hierarchy, she uses her position to help the unpopular ki...

Forced to have the Player's Kid (Book One of The Great Age Plague Series)

COMPLETED During the year 2032 a plague hit the world, decimating the adult population. The few survivors now run the schools filled with an influx of orphans. Unfortunately, the populations are dwindling fast and soon human's may become extinct. That's when the Young Adult Baby Law was put into place-- a law forcing...

Am I in Love with a Band member?!?

WARNING! This fan fiction is PG-13. If you're 13 or under, please don't read this! I'm just letting you guys know. Thanks! :) INFORMATION! There's a teenage girl named Rebecca Anderson, who she is living with her dad, Ethan. He has been really cruel to Rebecca because of his wife's death due to leukemia cancer. Reb...

Adopted by 5SOS

Adopted by 5SOS

Taylor is a 14 well soon to be 15 year old girl who has been in the adopting agency for years. What happens when she gets adopted by 5SOS? What about having to go to school? Read to find out what happens in this roller coaster ride of Taylor's life. -Under Editing-

Adopted by 5sos? (EDITING)

What will happen when a 13 year old girl gets adopted by 4 Aussie hottties?

Adopted by 5SOS

Christina and Courtney get adopted by 5SOS, They have amazing adventures, traveling and sight seeing

Funny texts and autocorrects

Adopted by...One Direction! (A One Direction Fanfiction)

Emma a 14 year old girl. Beaten, Abused bullied and Raped. Her life completely changes after she's adopted.. Continue reading and get a close view of her life, the ups and downs and her feelings all that time.