Funny harry potter jokes

I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

You know your a Potterhead when...

The name pretty much speaks for itself... Things that as Potterheads we do, and we know we are a Potterhead when we do them! This story is very funny and relatable,yet always ends up giving readers the feels! Please try reading a few chapters... I can assure you: you won't stop reading until Voldemort grows a nose! I...

Loving in Scarlet {Book Two in the Loving Series}

A heartbeat was a reassurance, a constant sound and feeling that you depended on-it ensured life and promises, a future and a tomorrow. Rose had relied on every heartbeat when she’d been away from Scorpius for four years, and now she was depending on another-the heartbeat of her unborn child. The story isn't over yet...

Loyalty (Rose Weasly and Scorpius Malfoy Love Story)

Ros e Weasley. A simple name that holds a lot of meaning. She's incrediable. She's unpredictable. She's Rose Weasley. Rose is going through a tough time. Too confused to know her own feelings for the blond Slytherin. Her four month boyfriend was cheating on her. Her farther hates her best friend Scorpius. She's reciev...

Loving in Red

Rose Weasley is not your normal girl. She’s the badass with the best marks, the girl every guy wants but will never get-she’s the one everyone talks about, but doesn’t necessarily want to be. She's the girl with a secret talent and untold dream. She also happens to be one of the only girls in school who is not in love...

Dance Lessons - Scorose

Scorpius has been in love with Rose for years but when she needs dance lessons for the upcoming Yule Ball, is it his chance to tell her how he feels? And how do his actions change their lives five years on? **The majority of this story (Chapters 1-46, out of a full 55) was written before the Cursed Child was released...

Caught My Eye - A Scorpose fanfic

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have had a connection ever since they met on the Hogwarts express in their first year. Now they are approaching their last year at Hogwarts. Will love blossom as they both gain a title that will have them spending more time together? Or will a revelation from Scorpius get in the way? F...

This Love (A Fred Weasley Love Story)

Juliet just got kicked out of her old wizarding school because of a prank she pulled so now she is on her way to Hogwarts. Juliet just wants to have some fun but she knows that if she gets expelled her too her parents well disown her. She was just wanting to have fun and play around with new people but then she meets...

Growing up Victoire Weasly

First glances are for Loosers, open your eyes take a goo look at me, that right im not what you thought. I am Victoire Weasly first doughter of Bill and Fleaur weasly. I thought this year was going to be the same, but its not. Forst thing my bestfriend is my boyfriend, who's seen that coming ...professor Trelowny perh...

Unspoken Love.. Romoine Fanfic

This is a story about Ron amd Hermoine.. After the battle. How they broke their hesitation and goes into the relation...

|Fixing/rewriting| An unexpected love ( Rose and Scorpius fanfic)

I wrote this a long time ago and I think I am going to go back and fix a few things/horrible writing when rose Weasley makes a bad decision at a Christmas party it changes her life forever.

Confessions of a Teenage Witch

Rose Weasley's story has been lain out for her even before birth. expected to stay on the path of good, the path that her parents helped carve years earlier. But that is the story of Rose's parents. Little did Ron and Hermione expect their daughter to take part in a separate journey, one that began similar to theirs...

Love is never easy

A Scorose fanfic

Little Things

He noticed the things no one else noticed. Like the way she gives "Good Morning" hugs and "Good Night" pats on the back. Or how she hated roses, even though she was named after one. And how she was kind and compassionate to everyone. Even people in Slytherin. And how, she was to perfect, for a boy...

(SCROSE) A TURN IN EVENTS

this story has romance and action ill be updating regularly and follow many who comment open to ideas and new characters just message and comment #ILOVEBOYS 1 LOVE YALL♥♥♥♥♥♥

The Trouble With Scorpius Malfoy

Meet Rosie. She's your typical teenage girl, starting high school, boy problems - if you ignore the fact that she's a witch, her school is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the boy is her father's childhood enemy's son. Scorpius Malfoy. ***This is my first story. No hate please!***

Harry Potter One-Shots

A collection of Harry Potter one-shots. All can be placed in a canon time line and most are around 2000 words, but there are a few shorter ones (mostly the first few) and a couple that are much longer. -ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING-

The Golden Group

It's 2019 and Albus, Rose, Alice, and Scorpius's third year at Hogwarts. The first two years were normal now things start stirring. All of the Potter/Weasley cousins are at Hogwarts now. A whole new generation of trouble makers and smarties are here. Potter's, Weasley's, Longbottom's, Malfoy's, and everyone else are a...

Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Rose and Scorpius, A True Love

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have always been known to hate each other. That much has always been clear, always hexing each other in the hallways, starting food fights, getting detention. But how will their parents react when things start to change?

The Long Journey Home [Dramione Sequel] TEMPORARILY ON HOLD

ON HOLD AS I FIGURE OUT WHERE THE STORY IS GOING. SORRY GUYS, JUST BE PATIENT AND I PROMISE I WILL COME BACK. SEQUEL TO FORBIDDEN FANTASY - DRAMIONE. Draco is now the target of the Death Eater rebellion, with Hermione by his side and a collection of unlikely allies will they be able to stay safe and put the Death Eate...

Hermione and Draco, a Forbidden Fantasy (Dramione) - Completed

He was left broken, with no hope of ever putting himself together, until she entered his life. He never thought that life could be so rich and that she could make him feel the way she does. This is a love story about two people who were drawn together to fix each other, in ways that they never even knew they were brok...

Weasley Boys ✓

‣ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ @ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛ With the entrance of two redheaded twins, Lana is introduced into a new world. ━━━━━━━━━━━ The Weasley twins; a comedic duo with dreams of opening up a joke shop. Lana Finchley knows this. She's watched them since the pair entered Hogwarts with her. Loud...

Harry Potter: 19 Years Later

Even though Harry Potter's journey alongside his friends at Hogwarts is over, his story continues with his children, as well as his friends' children, as they attend Hogwarts! It's the first year of Hogwarts for Albus Potter, Rose Weasley, Holly Longbottom, and even Scorpius Malfoy. Just like the well-known members of...

The Dare Game

Rose and Scorpius are continuing their parents rivalry but in a more friendly way as they hold their very own dare game. I do not claim to own this, it belongs to JK Rowling

Scorose Fanfiction (Editing)

It's Rose and Scorpius' last year and they both are excited for their future in the wizarding world. Both are made Heads, spicing up their lives. But thats not the only distraction from their studies...

Name Game (completed)

Despite her father's disapproval, Rose and Scorpius have been best friends since their first year. But will Scorpius's long-term crush on Rose affect their happy friendship? As the wizarding world faces the threat of yet another battle, Rose and Scorpius have their own war to fight, and their own sacrifices to be made...

Rose Weasley and the Golden Willow [Harry Potter Fanfiction] *ON HOLD*

**Featured in the official Wattpad Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** Rose Weasley, the daughter of Ron and Hermione, has spent her entire childhood surrounded by her loving and magical family. But now she must adapt to life at her new home, Hogwarts. Rose quickly discovers that school is harder than she ev...