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  • pretend (phan)
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    Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then...

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  • just a school project || a hs phan au
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    Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and...

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  • High On You (Phan) // Unfinished
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    Dan Howell is not a happy person. He relies on any type of high to get him through each day and he's never been in love with any girl he's dated. His parents want him to marry his girlfriend of two years, but he can't bring himself to marry someone he doesn't love, and who doesn't love him. He meets a man named Phil...

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  • Maybe I Do Like Flowers
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    Daniel James Howell is a sixteen year old gay boy who dresses in pastels and flower crowns, and can't be bothered to straighten his hair. He listens to NeverShoutNever, Taylor Swift, and Oh Honey. So why on Earth does Phillip Lester, bad boy supreme, follow him, if he's only ever hung out with similarly punk friends w...

  • Phan Smut Oneshots/stories
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    A variety of Phan smut and fluff (and some angst) to help you through the day! :D

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  • Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}
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    "Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He...

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  • camping
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    [complete] what happens at camp, stays at camp ; copyright © 2016

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  • White Rose Flower Crown (Phan)
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    Pastel!Dan/ Punk!Phil Highschool AU. Dan Howell loves pastel colors flower crowns. Phil Lester's a very scary looking punk. Dan normally keeps to himself, as to not get into any trouble, which he was prone to do at his old school, but when he interacts with Phil, that changes. *Horrible summary, I know, but the...

  • Target (Phan AU)
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    Pastel!Dan, the new kid, bumps into Punk!Phil and they just so happen to be in all the same classes. Phil has had an odd attraction on the pastel boy since he laid eyes on him. Maybe its the secret that Dan hides that makes him seem so interesting in Phil's eyes and maybe even vice versa. (18 year old d+p)

  • Silence is Golden II Phan Highschool AU
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    The world where Phil Lester is stuck on mute, and Dan Howell is his vessel Highschool!Phan AU

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  • Daddy's Little Boy (Phan)
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    Some Phan smut I wrote cause I was bored. Light bdsm and daddy!kink. Please R&R!

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  • Whipped (Phan Smut)
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    SMUT WARNING Dan wakes up and goes to get some breakfast but due to a explicit dream Phil has he ends up having other plans for Dan

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  • If only I could love you
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    Prompt: “With Schools AUs it’s always Badboy!Phil with Nerd!Dan or Badboy!Dan with Nerd!Phil. That about a fic where both are bad, and meet behind the bike shed for a smoke, or both are nerds, and meet in the library.” (I went with both are bad) Summary: Dan Howell is one of the most popular kids in school, with a bad...

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  • Pastel and the Punk
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    Okay so, kinda confusing, just bare with me here. Phil, Chris, and PJ are all vampires. Phil is Punk!Phil Dan is Pastel!Dan Phil finds Dan on the streets, and all that jazz. Read on to find out what happens blah blah blah. I wrote this BC I cant find a decent phanfic to read, I've read them all K gotta go write some s...

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  • His Dan, He Liked The Sound Of That
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    “Yes, I've been watching you draw pictures of us together in your notebook all semester, I am literally sitting right behind you.” --- Or where Dan has been drawing him and Phil together, and Phil finds it cute. Based on a prompt.

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  • No Sense - Phan
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    This is just a very short one-shot (837 words), about Dan giving Phil a lap dance/strip tease to 'No Sense' by Justin Bieber. If you're here from @/TOXICATEDPHAN on twitter, hello! It would be nice if you followed me and read my phanfic 'High On You.' If not, same goes! <3

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  • ONLY FOOLS ❥ PHAN
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    Young love is a lot more than just chemicals inside your head, it's a lot more than just having a petty crush on a hot guy that sits in front of you, young love is the start of emotions; the beginning of learning how to love. Might be a lil cringe as I never intended for this to become my first full on phanfiction, re...

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  • Beauty and the Punk [Phan au]
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    Dan's family is rich. But he doesn't really care about money so he spends his life running amuck with his piercings and eventually tattoos. But, when his family has a guest over from France, it turns out to be a beautiful young man that Dan falls hard and fast for: Phil Lester. American AU Fluffy If there is any ext...

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  • Stay by me
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    Punk!Phil And Pastel!Dan A high school AU where Dan nor Phil fit in with anyone. They are known as social outcasts or misfits. and things get tough when you think you're all alone. But they're not.

  • Pastels (A Phan One Shot)
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    “Can I please have my crown back”, I asked quietly, a little too quiet for my liking. The boy bit his lip, looking up as if he was thinking, but then he turned to me, leaning down to my ear and letting his lips skim over it. “Well, maybe”, he chuckled, and turned around, but not before muttering, “The name is Phil, by...

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  • I Like Bad Boys (Phan)
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    Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil! Phil, a punk, was wildly know for being the type to have sex with a girl and dump her. He didn't care much about his poor image until Dan, an openly gay pastel boy, steals his attention. When they decide to see if they will work, Phil becomes happier than he ever has. However, there seems to...

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  • You're The Straw To My Berry (Phan)
    5.1M 187K 53

    Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

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  • Camp Gay- A Phan Story
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    Dan gets sent off to an all boy camp for the summer. He never thought that it would be this hard to stay in the closet. Triggers: boyxboy, smut Author note: I didn't mean to offend anyone with the title, I have nothing against gay people. (obviously) It's just what Dan calls the camp.

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  • The Beauty and The Punk |Pastel Dan, Punk Phil
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    Dan Howell, the school 'nerd'. Yeah, that's the clique he has been put into. He's shy, has a passion for theatre, loves to draw, wears flower crowns, button up shirts, and pastel sweaters. The popular group bullying him constantly, pulling flowers out his flowers crowns, crumbling his drawings, physically harming him...

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  • Tutor me cutie •Phan•
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    Dan Howell, one of Lockwood High's most infamous bullies. Phil Lester, a quiet, likeable year 11 and also Dan's main victim. When Dan gets a low grade on a History paper, his teacher makes Phil his tutor. But of course they do more than study...

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  • Piercings & Pastels
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    "I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

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  • Happy Little Phil, Take Dan Away // Phan
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    It all started with that kiss, that moment and that passion when Dan became lost and Phil was clueless but both in love. The story of a skinny love that slowly becomes into something more and at the same time something less. *Note* Depression, suicide, self-harm and things like this will be mentioned a few times in...

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  • Don't Tell Dad (Phan)
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    Phil is joining a new sixth form. He doesn't really expect to make any friends, let alone get a boyfriend. And then he meets Dan. Beautiful, funny Dan, who really couldn't be more perfect. The one problem being: Dan has a girlfriend. As their friendship goes on, Phil struggles to hide his secret love for Dan. But D...

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  • Northern Downpour || Phan AU
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    Phil is not the most important boy at school, and Dan is just trying to fit in. What happens when their lives suddenly collide, and start something that none of them ever thought would happen. Warnings: violence, abuse, swearing, (smut).

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  • Jealousy(A Phanfiction)
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    Dan likes Phil. Dan thinks Phil is straight so is sent into a massive wave of jealousy when Phil comes home one day with a boyfriend. What will happen? Read to find out;) Such an original title right? Guess I better warn you there is boyxboy as if it wasn't obvious.

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