Cheeky Bumsmex
Weird phan crack. Don't actually take this seriously. Smut happens. Don't like? Then read anyway please cause I need the reads dammit.
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Dobama (danisnotonfirexobama)
the adventurous adventures of dobama. made by holly inspired by danisnotonfirevyou1.
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ryden, Peterick, frerard- The Emo King
one v impoertnt dai ryen ras prence of emo is born. such excite raed to find wat hapen nxt.
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dobama
Dan Howell was dating Phil Lester, the multi-millionaire, who wrote a book, even made an app, all by himself, because he was a Gangsta and he didn't need no help with nothing. Dan started feeling lonely, like he had lost his lover, so he hired a prostitute, Obama, to 'help' him through his problems. Then when Phil dis...
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The Chronicles of MCR: The Fro Master, The Sass Queen, and The Broom Closet.
This. Right here, is my 'MCR is Narnia' oneshot. YES ONESHOT! bahah I there is no possible way to continue this shit. :3
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Shrek's Adventure ( Shrek's Adventures 1 )
A Comedy adventure. That features many funny moments and cool moments as well.
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Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out Of Me
Basically high school au frerard, a friend and I got bored so we decided to write this. Sorry if it's really stupid. Gerard starts off hating Frank, for no particular reason but he grows to like him after Frank starts talking to him. Sorry I'm bad at summaries so read to find out I guess.
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Pewd's Apoco
"Let me try to be enough for you." Felix didn't have it all. In fact, he didn't have mandatory parts, which seriously meant he didn't have it all—like arms, a leg, maybe a kidney. Besides that, his charm and looks could only take him so far, but it wouldn't be long until someone found out he was raising zombies from t...
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Shrek Really Is Love
When a girl named Georgia is destined to marry Shrek, she needs to find a way to escape her post-apocalyptic world and prove to the world that inside Shrek lurks a sweet, nice man. With the struggles of a vengeful Farquaad, and many lies and false stories, Georgia is forced to decided between killing, or possibly bei...
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from afar - fuenbama
Every girl knows what it's like to have a celebrity crush: watching them from behind a screen, wishing to be in their arms. Vic Fuentes has a secret. For four years, he's been madly in love with President Barack Obama, whom he's never met. Will Mr. President feel the same way?
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Never Forget About Me | Obama x Shrek x ImmortalHD
"On the fifth knock I'm met with such a beautiful sight. It was an ogre, his defined jaw and clothing that accented his figure well made my knees weak. All I wanted to do was devote my whole life to him; to feel him inside me, and make me his."
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shrek smut!!21!@!2
shrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp
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shrek smut- next genrtation: victorias' revenge
vIctoria thot she could b safe 5ever. Lol rong. she thot having 6 bæs would b ok, nobody wood find out! thot walking into clubs, ocean plunging, salvaging, stripping, aye (p(at)rick) she done all thag shet. Now its time for her to get caught, and decide on a baeski book 2 of shrek smut
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Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game (COMPLETE)
WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.
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