pretend ➵ c.h.

"It doesn't have to be for real, we can just pretend."

Bad Luck // cth || DC

"bad luck isnt always bad luck." copyright ©

adjacent | hood

what if you became friends with a person online, thinking that when you'd meet them, it'd be a complete happy ending but instead it was the complete opposite? But after months of just not talking to the person, you decide to click just one button and it changes everything for the two of you? © niallengar

badlands • luke hemmings

this isn't a movie, these are the badlands.

february // l.h

it all happened in february. all rights reserved. © copyright 2015 | malin anna

Ugly : clifford a.u

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

Step Brothers

Luke was a dork Calum was a dick they were both step brothers.

X

"What do you want?" "Nudes." The story of how one picture wrecked a marriage, ruined a career, broke a family, hurt a boy and killed a girl.

Just Wait Till Friday ; hemmings a.u

Alyssa was like a rubber band. Everyone pulled and tugged and plucked and yanked until eventually, she snapped.

She's Not That Big // Calum Hood

If you saw Valerie Henon, you'd know that no one would ever consider her skinny for even a second. She wasn't popular either, but she was okay with all of this. Her life was good. That is, until new neighbor, Calum Hood shows up. From the instant she met, she knew she was going to hate him. He was obnoxious and rude a...

curves ⇥ l.h au

"you may not be a size zero, but im deeply in love with you and your curves." *lowercase intended* (don't steal my shit or i will have to cut you) © lonelyvxbes 2014-2015 all rights reserved + alternate universe ranked #1 fivesauce #2 hemmings #34 bbw #201 5sos

instagram | c.h.

calumhood liked your photo calumhood commented dope asf ;) calumhood sent you a message ♡♡♡ copyright; © lvshslut

dentist ⇒ luke hemmings [updating & editing]

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

regret ; cth

in which they regret two very different things. 1st place winner of the 5sos watty awards underdog edition 2014 warning: really cliche, basic storyline. read at your own risk editing complete 4/1/18

↠ Dial ↞ C.H. {au}

Your number is the only one I'll dial, that is until you don't pick up..

Mr Hood (Calum Hood AU)

So I thought the most interesting thing that would happen this year was getting some hot new teachers at school. It turns out that my year got a hell of a lot more complicated than that. Especially when one Mr Hood seems to be the one on my mind. But what can even happen with that? - S I started my new teaching job th...

Midnight || c.h. au

[completed] ❝What are you doing walking around alone at midnight?❞ © 2014 All Rights Reserved aestheticcth_

I NEED TO STUDY (a Calum Hood fanfic) *In editing*

BOOK 1 Jess is a 15 year old who isn't the smartest person in the world at school, and she needs a tutor and she needs one now. BEING RE-WRITTEN SO IT ISN'T GOOD RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME A WHILE!! thanks to @acidclxfford for making the cover, follow her on twitter!

chemistry // hood (slow updates)

in which a boy with an overinflated ego and a girl with a penchant for sassing discover their chemistry in chemistry. (highest rankings: #575 teen fiction) © lily, 2015. all rights reserved.

dragqueens {} fivesauce

"We'll play like blink, but look like rupaul. There's no way we can't win." the story of four guys in a band who try to make it big as crossdressers in vegas. cover creds to @arcticpeters god bless brighteyedirwin; copyright

Yes, Daddy • Calum Hoody

"Do you know what happens to bad girls?" "Yes, Daddy." warning: this book has freaky shit *lower case intended*

Skinny • Book 1 In The Reality Series

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

Run (Punk Luke Hemmings)

Allison Montgomery wasn't your average teenage girl. She liked punk rock bands and dressed in all black almost all the time. She already had a hard time fitting in at her school in Cleveland, Ohio, so she figured she would have an even harder time fitting in at her new school in Sydney, Australia. When she meets Luke...

✔ DRUNK words, SOBER thoughts ✖ hemmings au

Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live lif...

thin walls / calum hood

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

Afraid // Calum Hood

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

Circus → c.h

In which a boy captures innocent girls and turns them into something terrible; freaks. Calum Hood AU (Short Chapters)