Fairy Tale My A$$

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Random doctor who crack

Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

My Life as a Teenage Superhero

Nikki Star was an orphan, taken from foster home to foster home, when on her 15th birthday, she realized that she had the power to control fire. She's taken to a different school- for superheros- where she is trained to control her powers. Soon after she gets there, they need her help to stop an evil mastermind... a...

brainstorm //another phan//

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"

Funny and interesting stuff

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB...