Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
How would you describe Franklin Stine? "Devoted underachiever." "Too bland to pick out of a police line-up." "Vanilla paste mixed with white rice and a side of chalk." Or maybe just one word: boring. As in "the most boring boy in the entire world." (They had an awards ceremony; he took home a lazy little trophy.) All...
Felix Welter is a superhero. In the safest, most normal town in America. Did someone say 'be yourself'?
"I am so unsophisticated, my only hope is to circle back around and possibly become sophisticated again." -- casey (@doctorhorrible) ☀︎☼☀︎ in which the great marley eels and co. (sort of) have an epiphany to (maybe) change the world by (possibly, but probably not) going werewolf hunting. inspired by @KeepYourFocus' re...
An apology for the life of Snoopy Kennicott (or at least, the first twenty-five years of it).
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