Sans's Joke Book - Undertale

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff...... fuck my life what even is this Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns i guess and flowers..... maybe idk

Gifted Undertale Fanfic

Sans, The son of Gaster the Royal Scientist. A gifted boy who must find a away to accept the absence of a father and given the Underworlds fate by his fathers crypted messages through a strange and confusing alphabet. Sans must decide is it worth bringing back his father but putting the fate of the underground in jepo...

A Skeleton Has No Heart

Sans X Reader. You just went through a dungeon, got a goat mom, now you enter a cold snowy forest. What's next?

New Neighbors (Markiplier x Reader)

You just arrived at your new apartment in L.A. and are waiting for your favorite YouTuber, Markiplier, to upload, but when his videos are late and you hear a crash from next door, you never would have guessed who you're living next to... Romance is blooming, but it isn't all tiny boxes and rainbows. The Internet is...

Fnaf High School Freddy x Bonnie

This story is a fanfiction based on Bonnie and Freddy in High School. It will have Foxy x Chica so don't worry. The relationships should be Bonnie x Freddy, Foxy x Chica, Chica x Goldie, Goldie x Bonnie. (No toys aloud!) Hope u enjoy it! ^_^ also, Bonnie isn't a dude in this. Bonnie's a chick and Chica's a chick! (Get...

Stuck in the Middle [Hikaru, Kaoru] | ♡

**CURRENTLY UNDER REVISIONS, ORIGINALLY VERSION NOT SAVED Being one of the few 'commoners' at Ouran Highschool was anything but easy. Making scholarship honor role was hard for you unlike your best friend Haruhi, who managed to maintain it steadily-amongst some odd extra curricular activities. And being the curious d...

Warrior Cat Quotes

A huge collection of Warrior Cat Quotes, straight from the Erins. I've picked out some of the most beautiful, poetic, sassy, funny, and iconic lines in the Warriors series. Enjoy! ~~ The LARGEST and most CURATED collection of Warriors quotes on Wattpad! ~~ Please don't fight in the comments, I mean, c'mon! I'll have t...

Fnaf Freddy x Reader My Teddy Bear~

You Always Thought That Your Life Was Over. You'll Never Find Happiness, Family, Or Love. You Sister Committed Suicide, You Parents Were Maybe Murdered, And Your Little Brother. Well Read The Story For That Part. You Applied To Freddy Fazbear's Looking For A Job. Not Knowing The Secrets Within The Building. You Meet...

Septiplier: Breaking Down the Walls

This is about two years after 2015 PAX (The one Sean went to for his first time in America) Jacksepticeye/Jack/Sean has been posting his videos as usual, so it takes the eye of a great friend to realize a slight change that might be connected to a bigger issue. Markiplier/Mark is curious about some small changes in on...

Septiplier One-Shots

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are so totally in love, so why not write a book of one-shots about them? ~~~ This work is completely fictitious, though some chapters may be loosely based on some sort of real event. (coauthor: @author144) [credit to cartoonjunkie for the beautiful fanart used in the cover]

The Nightmare [A Freddy x Bonnie One Shot]

After Bonnie has a terrible nightmare, he looks to Freddy for comfort and protection from the demons pulling the strings in his head. What comes out of that awaits you, the reader, to be seen. .:Quick Author's Note: Bonnie is male in this story:.