Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Wrong Number

In which a boy calls the wrong number, and a girl can't contain her sarcasm. *written through calls* *contains swearing* ~COMPLETED~

The Alpha's Rogue Mate (1st bk of Rogue Series) (Completed)

"Why are you doing this? Why did she put me up with some slut?" he snarled getting in my face. "You are no fit to be a Luna. I should just reject you right now." My face was blank as I looked at him. "You have no idea how wrong you are," I replied. "And go ahead and reject me. It'll not phase me one bit. I had not p...

Reading The Stars

"Her heart has more scars, then a seasoned knight in armor. A heroic rescue is exactly what she needs. Her face is downcast and her eyes never reflect light, Her heart is broken but she thinks that it's alright. And everyday becomes a battle, for survival. So goes the life of one who's never been whole." -Gianna Stutz...

Silence of the Alpha

Dahlia is the runt of her pack, always beaten and bullied by the members, even her own brother. When she is sent to a new school, with a different pack, will she adapt and make friends? Or will she find her mate and cause a war between two of the strongest packs in the country?

Stay With Me (Book 2, the With Me series)

Stay With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In this sequel to She's With Me, tensions are high as secrets are unraveled after Aiden's arrest. Amelia and Aiden are strong, but even the strongest can sink under the weight...

Four Realizations

"You have to learn to live, kid, not just survive."

Blood Family

"Don't ever leave me again" With age comes responsibility, some comes sooner than for others. Being in a family filled with drugs and murder it's only normal to follow in the footsteps of those before you. With old beefs growing more and more deadly the family is more divided then ever. Everything comes at a cost and...

Osculation | ✓

osculation (n.) [from the latin 'osculum' meaning kiss] i. the place where two curves or surfaces come into contact, or where their common tangent exists. ii. the act of kissing. • • • [ CL#50 | 10.22.2016 ] [ loosely inspired from one tree hill ] [ copyright © incendia- (of wattpad...

After 3

The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

After 2

This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

letters to no one ➳ [poetry]

❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

Sebastián

Sebastián Morello. Chase Miller. Two different people from different worlds. One has a story that can change everything. One just lives an average life. Flirting and saying sweet nothings in a different language can change these two. The sexual tension is outrageous. But can the baggage be too much? Too heavy? Or too...