HALAL JOKES
"Wanna date?" "I got a whole box."
Bismillah Rabbi zidnee Ilman "My Lord! Increase me in my knowledge" Assalamualikum everyone I'm going to write some Islamic short stories these stories always inspired me to move on and more important is that, these stories helps me to get closer to Allah(SWT), whenever I'm feeling low or something like that. And mos...
"Racing because football, baseball, bowling and golf only require one ball." ~ Anonymous *~* As an illegal street racer, he'd grown accustomed to having just about the entire female species hot on his heels. But then along came sweet Emma. ...
As the first Lady Knight of Monrique, Juliette Van Helsing regularly deals with criminals who threaten the peace and security of her country. When a string of brutal murders among the nobility take place in quick succession, leaving behind one puzzle after another, she begins a race against time to find the murderer. ...
"They say opposites always Attract. Just like you and me." He whispers into my ear. My insides go crazy , my heart thuds in my chest to his soft passionate words. I gaze into those dreamy brown eyes and never want this moment to end.I want to dance,hop,skip and sing.So this is what happiness is like. Finally I get...
most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic. hope you enjoy it ;) Ps. If you think you're going to be offended please kindly don't read
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Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X