Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Lost in a Dream ||Newt Scamander||

Clover Ackerley. Hufflepuff. Kind. Shy. Timid. Of half-blood descent. Has a knack for quill drawing, but nobody's taken the time to know. Newt Scamander. Hufflepuff. Quiet. Soft-spoken. Quirky. Of half-blood descent. Adores the company of magical creatures, but is only thought of as an outsider. The house companions...

Reset {UNDERTALE}

*FEATURED STORY* As Judge for King Asgore Dreemurr, Sans has seen a lot of strange stuff. But when he wakes up with the feeling that something is completely wrong, he decides it's time to investigate with the only monster who could know what was happening: Royal Scientist W.D. Gaster.

Within Seconds // Barry Allen

[based on season one of The Flash] || book one of three || At the time Central City's own Barry Allen discovers he has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, a woman from his past, Parker Sylas, returns to her hometown. Scoring jobs at both the CCPD and S.T.A.R. Labs, the two were destined to cross paths a...

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

gamer girl

Eli Jackson has just married the woman of his dreams. Sure, it was part of an online RPG and not exactly real, but he totally dominated the wedding battle that followed and his lady wife was very impressed. Eli never imagined that his meddlesome older brothers would find a way to make him and his gamer girl meet in pe...

Through The Eyes

Cyrene thought she had a normal life as any teenager. She lived with her dad, and her way-too-cool aunt was the closest thing a mother she had. Life was going just fine, until one day it changed. Her episodes of dark flashes had gone out of hand and she began seeing things that was just the beginning of her life unvei...

My Supernatural Demise

I was a normal little nerd like you, but then for some reason or another, I ended up inside Supernatural...... Kill me now before I have to save their asses again. >.<

Out Of Shadows

Out of the Shadows, they came. Witches, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, and demons all lurk behind the curtains of shadow and darkness that part from humans. In a world that seems quiet and loud, there was-and is-much more than there is to humanity. The battles of good and evil fight over each other for the human race...