5SOS Book of Jokes & Randomness

Sh*t fake 5SOS fans say

Basically every reason to slap someone

Her Name Was December

She'd shown up at the bookstore every day since the start of the winter season with a pen, a journal, and a pad of post-it notes stuffed in her bag. She spoke in metaphors, and sarcasm rolled off of her tongue like it was second nature to her. Her name was December, and Greyson Kaye couldn't keep himself from falling...

the best 5sos stories

just a collection of stories i've read and think are totally badass in every way possible © mcilfford 2015

Her, Saving Grace

She wasn't that drunk. So the six-foot something creature rummaging through her fridge half-naked, at eight in the morning was real. Now here's the tinsy winsy problem; She lives alone. ------------------------------------------------ Let's just say Catherine Wright wasn't having the best day. Everything just wasn't g...

5sos zodiacs 2

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Kim Kardashian: #BreakTheGame (COMPLETE)

~The sequel to Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game~ Zayn Malik has disappeared and Taylor Swift suspects Kim is to blame. When more celebrity boys begin to disappear, Kim must journey back into the world of her game to prove her innocence, and save One Direction. Inside, she finds that a dark force has taken over...

Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game (COMPLETE)

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

skater boy • luke hemmings [au]

He wanted her, she'd never tell, secretly, she wanted him as well. 1st book in the song series.

Streaker.

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

Fall.

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

99 Skinny • Adopted by 5sos #Wattys2016

She thought the world was against her and being loved just wasn't for her, until she met four boys determined to change that. (the writing in this is certainly not my best, just a heads up) warning: this book deals with triggering topics such as eating disorders, self-harm, and suicide. [highest ranking ~ #1 fanfictio...

5sos zodiacs

i love zodiacs and decided to make some 5sos ones :-) -i'm a virgo- comment what you get !! // highest rank #2 in #5soszodiacs //

The 5sos zodiac book

|started 30th October 2015| Creds to me & Instagram/wattpad inspiration. Comment what you get !! Thanks so much for 140K !! :D -I'm a Capricorn-

5sos zodiacs

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Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me ✓

"So this was all just a game to you . . .this whole time, you pretended to like me in order to humiliate me in front of the entire school?" An air of melancholia surrounded me, eyes watery like never before. "Were your feelings for me ever real?" There wasn't even a trace of an apologetic expression on his features as...

Zoe And The Beast

[Highest Rank: #1 Teen Fiction] He walked up to me, suavely, and put his muscular arms on both sides of my small form, carefully. "Make me fall for you." "What?" I stared at him, dumbfounded by how close he was to me. Fall in love with me? Was he for real? I squirmed farther into the wall, against my...

Take Me Home | ✔

the road trip of a lifetime. [ cover by blissom / trailer by blissom ] [ started march 30th, 2013 - ended february 18, 2015 © paulina r. all rights reserved ]

Project Fat Suit

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Chasing Amy (Daryl Dixon/The Walking Dead)

Vulnerability should never equate to weakness. Amy Wilson had always relied on her older brother to keep her from harm. Even when the dead began to rise, this had not changed. She was not a fighter. Amy couldn't handle a gun, couldn't function around blood and gore, and certainly couldn't live with herself after killi...