Funny texts and jokes

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

stupidly smart!!!

:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D

Jokes and Funny Texts!! Oreos

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The mysterious wolf

This is about a girl who turns into a wolf at night because she got her genes from her father. Her boyfriend finds out and really wants to become one too. It takes a lot though. Is she strong enough to do that to him?

Pack Four

I moved the pack for a fresh start I moved the pack so I was able to lead them I relocated the pack so I can be the leader that my father never was There's too much for the pack to lose, too much suffering, too much pain. I cannot let them down.

MoonClan Warriors

Warrior Cats: The Heart Of A Blossom

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A Door To Nowhere

It was Rory’s Grandma that made the two predictions; the day of her own death, and the day Rory would die. Nobody really takes Grandma seriously – that is, until she suddenly passes away on the exact date she’s predicted. In a fit of panic, Rory decides to embark on a bizarre, crazed mission to live life to the full...

Crossblood - Completed

This story contains scenes and topics that may be triggering. Book 1, recommend reading a bit before starting Origins Moon isn't your average teen, freed from a life of prostitution by a man he doesn't know, he's bound to a mysterious contract that forces him into a life unknown. With a difficult situation causing sec...