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Fairy Tail: You're Lucy of Fairy Tail. (A NaLu Fan Fiction)

- - - - Lucy is a passerby, stopping in the town of Magnolia to replenish herself before continuing on her lonely journey. She has a rare form of magic; Celestial Mage Magic. She's the only one who possesses such, but it's considered a disgusted magic to mages. When Lucy Heartfilia meets Natsu D...

Icy Love~A Fairy Tail GraLu Fan-Fic

Gray Fulbuster doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he ends up falling for one of his teammates, Lucy Heartfilia. Sure, Lucy isn't exactly "dating" anyone. And of course, Natsu isn't exactly a problem. But when Gray thinks about that, he can't help but wonder what trouble he has got himself into. Is it rea...

Fairy Tail: Sacrifices (A NaLu Fanfiction)

Just a normal day in the guild of Fairy Tail. That is, until Lucy and Natsu find a mission that is specifically asking for them. It's a mission about a mysterious staff, that has a strange and dangerous history. Grey and Erza tag along, hoping they could help. The staff is being searched by a descendant of an evil...

Fairy Tail: Cinderella or Juliet? (A NaLu Fanfic)

Lucy Heartfilia recently moves to Magnolia and meets a man, Natsu Dragneel. Lucy seems to develop a 'crush' on Natsu and as the same for him. But they have much to learn about eachother. After Lucy's mother died, Lucy's father became very strict and when he finds Lucy together with Natsu, much rage will happen through...

(Editing) Hide and Seek: Taken Series Book 1

At the annual Fairytail Market, Lucy finds the perfect gift for Natsu. But before she can give it to him, she is taken away from her home. A stranger breaks into her house and steals her away. The next day, Fairytail receives an odd letter that hints to something stolen. Lucy's captor never plays according to the rule...

Celestial Striker {A NaLu Story}

{1st book of Celestial series. Please read this one first before the other two to avoid massive confusion. Thank you!} Lucy is a hardcore soccer fan as well as a strong striker for the local club in her hometown since she was very little because her mother was a lover as well. It wasn't long until Lucy became known na...

Sweet Revenge

Samantha Peterson has wealthy parents. Her so called friends not only murder her parents, but rob them and become wealthy themselves and soon the richest people in the country as they built off this stolen wealth. Three years after this , Samantha returns for revenge. Not just any revenge. She has changed her appearan...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

Me and my 12 brothers. YES....12 brothers!

~STORY COMPLETED! just in process of editing~ Lexi Walker has 12 brothers. Twelve irritating, annoying, bossy and protective brothers. The only female contact she has in her life is her mom and has to cope with all the pranks, arguments and play fighting between the two of them. Having to move suddenly to another st...

Ethernious Natsu Dragneel

Zeref returns. Natsu finds a book. He opens it. All hell breaks loose. After 2 years the guild disbanded, FairyTail returns. All the mages are happy and the future seems bright. Everything suddenly takes a turn for the worst. Will Natsu stay a demon forever or will he return to his old self? And a certain blonde mage...

The Cold Blooded (A One Direction Vampire Fanfic)

The Bad Boy's Good Girl

"Hey, Camera Girl," I turn around to see Drew Steele, the 'leader' of the "Heart Breakers". Sure, he's attractive, tousled light brown hair and piercing blue eyes. "You forgot something." I look at his outstretched hands. My camera. "Th-" I start. "Get to your next class, Dylan," Mr. Clears says, looking up. I scowl b...

Mister Popular's Little Sister

After the divorce of her parents, Marley Parker stays in North Carolina while her brother and father move to California. Ten years after the divorce, Marley finds herself being forced to move across the country to live with her very wealthy father and brother. Marley's brother seems to be Mister Popular while she rem...

Only Girl in a House of Guys

Anna Byrd has lived in Los Angeles for almost seven years. Now, her senior year, she is moving across the country to go to a private school in Miami. The only problem? It's a private school for boys. But Anna can make it work. After all, living with seven guys in one house with almost no adult supervision, how hard ca...

Epic collections of LOL's

Just a bunch of jokes and random funny stuff i found over the years. Enjoy ^.^

She Nerd And The Gang

Engaged to the Heartless Heartbreaker ✔

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #1 - painting, #1 - heartbreaker, #1 - one-sidedlove, #1 - unrequitedlove, #1 - engagement *********************** Still not satisfied with our physical contact, he leaned his face down to meet mine as his fingers gripped my chin. "Fiancée?" he asked, whispering the word. I nodded as the t...

The Nerds The Gang

Just a story I made up when I'm bored. WARNING : OLD BOOK AND LOTS OF GRAMMAR MISTAKES!! AND A LOT OF DOESN'T MAKE SENSE STUFF And please note that this is just fiction! Just from my own imagination and it's just for fun! Alexandra Brooke is just a typical 17 years old girl. She lost her parents right in front of her...

Battle of the Captains

It started out as a game. She's everything a girl wants to be. He's everything a girl wants. As head cheerleader and quarterback, Kody Taylor and Austin Collins would normally be expected to be together with them being the schools Mr. and Ms. Perfect. Lucky for all the single boys and girls in their school, it'll neve...

Babysitting the Oracion Seis

*set after grand magic games Lucy gets a message from the council,saying that she has to take care of former Oracion seis members:Angel,Midnight,Cobra,Racer and Hoteye. How does Lucy react? Will she take them in? Will romance occur? Does she get a new Best friend? Read to find out more.

Ghost Hunt Mai and Naru

What if Naru never fell down into the sewer with Mai. How would he react when Mai got hurt. Can Naru save Mai in time? Disclaimer: I do not own the picture or Ghost hunt

Dally's Little Princess

(THE FIRST BOOK IN THE Royal Greaser SERIES) We all know Dally doesn't care about anything but nothin. Well what if he did? A little abandoned girl who lived in New York. What if she could change him. Dally moved to Tusla from New York, but he left her behind. Harper Lee. The little girl that Dally actually cared abo...

Royalty Reunited

(THE SECOND BOOK IN THE Royal Greaser SERIES) Harper and Dally have been reunited after two years of beingpart of te same gang and not even knowing it. Dally and Harper thin they know each other as well as they used to, but Dally's new girlfriend is jelious of how attached he is to Harper. Will Dally stil be the same...

Plunder (The Pirate King Series, Book 1)

He just wants her booty, but she'll end up stealing his heart. ***** After pirates kidnap seventeen-year-old Ana in a case of mistaken identity, the orphaned housemaid prepares for the worst. Instead, between a shipwreck, mutiny, and her growing fee...

Love at Last Sight

"Rose, I'm sorry, but your eyesight will be gone by the end of this year." Who knew one simple sentence could change a life so drastically? Rose is a normal seventeen year old girl with a normal life, normal friends, and what she thought to be normal vision. When she receives the news her vision is slowly deterioratin...

Finding Love in a Coffee Shop

Katie Holmes is a caffeine addict. Between college, and taking care of her brother, it's acceptable. Though, it doesn't help that the cafe down the street is full of handsome baristas, including one William Cerak in particular who has a mysterious scar on his wrist. Synopses will be the death of my publishing career.

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

It All Started with a Jacket (Stopped)

Based On True Events Bad boy, Wyatt Matthews, is as bad as bad can be. He's hot, so hot the sun can kiss his ass. He has a reputation that he can live up until death. He's as popular as a celebrity, envy by guys and lust for girls. And he's so rich, he can do just about anything, and get away with it without so much a...