"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed
Memory Broker - A person who collects memories from different individuals and sell them to others so they can experience something they never had. Harper Kingsley, 24, was a memory broker who worked at a firm, doing just that. Connor Vincent, 25 and a businessman was her client. They had a regular worker and clien...
"Is this going to be a daily thing? You paying me visits from the rooftop?" "Of course! We're friends, remember?" "We are?" "Sidney Winters, we might as well be exchanging friendship bracelets after last night. Don't act so cold." *** A set of dialogues exchanged on a rooftop between a girl with a hidden smile and a...
In which a prank call gets two people together. "Love with every stranger, the stranger the better" ~~~~~~~ *warning: Contains: -offensive jokes, if you can't handle some offensive jokes, move on. It's these characters' views, not mine. -cliche, if you don't like it, this is ki...
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"Up there in Heaven, they get those sissy guardian angels. Down 'ere in good old Hell we have little demons scurrying about giving you a kick up the bottom of you step out of line. Some call it cruelty, we call it tough love... Tough love is a phrase vastly used around here." Meet Inferno (otherwise known as Fern), a...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...