'Spanky,' he whispered. 'What a beautiful name...' Spanky is just your regular busty high school idiot, but when she meets the mysterious Crispy Grey, a British Billionaire, her life becomes a rollercoaster of plot conveniences and clichés. THIS IS A PARODY.
A YA novel about a teenage girl who falls in love with a teenage boy. You know, the usual.
Poot Lavato has been living in the basement all her life. Until one day, when she is finally set free, her whole life changes
"She's hot." "Yeah, I know. I'm kinda jealous..." "I'm gonna ask her out." "Are you crazy? You're asking for a death wish." "What's so wrong with me asking her out?" "Everything! You just can't." "Why!?" "Because she belongs to the king." - Mia White was just an ordinary girl that walked the face of earth. She was who...