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5SOS Shit

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

Footage // Mr. Hemmings

Mr. Hemmings thinks one of his students has the *heart eye* emoji for him so he decides to record their study sessions... But what happens when he does the unexpected? . . Copyright @_irishhemmings

thin walls / calum hood

She sings when she's home alone; he asks her to keep it down. {highest ranking: #2 fanfiction} © 2015 by dimplefeels

fanboy ↦ michael clifford {au}

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

Every Bad Boy Needs A Good Girl (Michael Clifford)

Michael Clifford is the bad boy with tattoos, piercings, and purple dyed hair. Ashley Johnson is the good girl that falls for the good guys. Michael hasn't ever really cared for girls; only their sex. Ashley has never fallen in love before. Will they both benefit one another? Every bad boy needs a good girl, right?

Would You Rather (1D + 5SOS)

may the odds be ever in your favor

Cupcake: The Rough Draft [MUKE]

❝Want anything else, cupcake? A blowy, a handjöb, you can even touch the butt.❞ ↠ Or where Luke goes to a bakery every Friday and Michael has an obsession for calling him cupcake. UNDER CONSTRUCTION © All Rights Reserved

oops, you're cute :: malum

In which Calum sees Michael's profile picture and couldn't help but drop a message.

Chase Me || Calum Hood

Delilah left knowing she would be back. Knowing that the midnight drive would force her mind from all of the sorrows at home. Calum left, too... Calum didn't make it home that night. - I often wonder how different things would be now if I could go back and change things. If we never got in that stupid argument or sa...

The 5sos Bible

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌