Jokes and Funny Texts!! Oreos
Haahaahahahahaha. Laugh
-
-
Grace & Style: The Art of Pretending You Have It
It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun...
-
Red Death Wave: The UK Under Attack
It's been more than seven weeks since the blood plague - the 3rd Wave of a brutal extraterrestrial attack - started sweeping across the world. Orphaned in the first two attacks, sixteen-year-old Maddy's only priority is protecting her little sister, Lola. With the deadly plague continuing to spread, and gangs taking...
Completed -
California Under Attack: The Tragedy of Kassie
After a power outage that shook the world, a tsunami that left her hometown underwater, and a viral disease that resulted in a separation from the rest of her family, Kassandra Tate thought she'd never live to actually see the monsters behind the first three waves of the apocalypse. That is, until she realizes the mon...
Completed -
A Weirdos Guide To Swag
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
Completed -
Teenager Posts
The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
-
Our Place in Space
When young astronaut Johnny is denied the opportunity to travel to space, his best friend and GE Galactica virtual training programmer Alan programs a solution. But neither of the friends could imagine the impact their work would have in discovering the planet's place in space. Thanks to @scifiwriter for the amazing c...
Completed -
The Fangirl's Guide to the Galaxy: A Handbook for Geek Girls (SAMPLE)
Fanfic, cosplay, cons, books, memes, podcasts, vlogs, OTPs and RPGs and MMOs and more—it’s never been a better time to be a girl geek. The Fangirl’s Guide to the Galaxy is the ultimate handbook for ladies living the nerdy life, a fun and feminist take on the often male-dominated world of geekdom. With delightful illus...
-
The Secret Life of Poot Lovato
She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com...
Completed Mature -
Starstruck
humor #01 & teen fic #02 Alyssa Taylor is famous, well famous on Youtube, that is. Doing covers of popular songs and her sassy personality has gotten her from a small town in Northern California to the big city in Southern California. That isn't enough though, for Alyssa is striving for one thing: to make it in the m...
-
Up
A lot of kids think their dad is a superhero. Ella's really is one. He's saved the world countless times, but can he save his marriage? Or even himself?
Completed -
The Irony of Being a Hero
Felix Welter is a superhero. In the safest, most normal town in America. Did someone say 'be yourself'?
Completed -
SUPER
What do you do when your life suddenly turns into a comic book? There are people with superpowers flying around, giant monsters attacking downtown, and a secret society determined to take over the world. Mackenzie Reyes never wanted to be a hero but when a cute boy wearing a mask flies up to her window begging for her...
Completed -
I hate myselfie
This is a shane Dawson story and if you don't know who that is your dead to me, just kidding you should read this book. Please comment and vote. Thank you.
Mature -
On the Subject of Insanity
[A Wattpad Featured Story] [2015 Wattys Winner] Trailer for On The Subject Of Insanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heGqp2I-Wt0 ************************************************************ You want to talk about being royally screwed over by fate? Let's talk about Skylar Brady. Living in a one bedroom apartment in...
-
Truly Elemental: And Other Retro Faerie Tales
Now A Wattpad Featured Story... A collection of short stories where faeries good, bad, and just plain scary roam a world of Rock-n-Roll and Marilyn Monroe. ♛ CONTENTS ♛ 1. Truly Elemental // 1957 2. Barren // 1941 3. Red Cap // 1962 4. Dress Up // 1950s 5. Over Your Grave // 1956 6. The Bleeding Boy and the Bruja...
Completed -
Binge
Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...
-
An Assortment Of Words
Observe these syllables I have arranged in no particular order and pretend to feel some sort of way. Featured story, highest rank #2 in poetry All rights reserved © #Wattys2016
