I can't keep doing this. I can't lie anymore. I'm so tired. Tired of making up stories. Tired of pretending to smile. Tired of playing a role. Tired of being /her./ Based on the character notes published in the "New Message" chapter of Crack Attack. Events and experiences in this story are based off of my personal exp...
This is a collection of nonsense and story ideas that I don't have the time or interest to include in my one-shot collections, but would be interested in reading. Beware of crack and existential crises beyond this point. This list probably won't be updated often because I use the vast majority of my ideas, and everyth...
Will Preston the lava mob be able to find his dad? Follow him on his exciting, crack-filled journey in this pitifully constructed picture book. Based very loosely on the book "Are You My Mother?" by P. D. Eastman.
'I was afraid to love, wearing a heart that was paper-thin. Thought it'd break with each unhappy ending, so I never let the story begin.' A short story set in the Hunger Games and loosely based on the Approaching Nirvana song "Aim for Me." For now, this is a one-shot even though I have ideas for more chapters. I just...
This is a collection of bonus footage from my main story "Video Love," a gargantuan Poofless/WoofFrags fic. These clips either disturbed the main plot line of the story, or they simply came about after the fact. I'm not sure how often I will post these because they are just bits and pieces that didn't quite fit. You c...
Reality isn't what it seems. Watch your step, you might trip. It hurts when you fall. This isn't my usual writing style, but I wanted to give it a try. This is by no means my greatest work - it was just screaming to be written. Very loudly. Trigger Warnings: mental illness.
'I'm not like that. I can't be like that. I can't like him. I don't like him. The Bible says it's wrong. He's my best friend. He'd understand.' Ever wanted to doubt your morality or sanity? This is a good place to start. Severe Trigger Warnings: vulgar language, graphic imagery, depression/mental illness, health probl...
The final part of my 2015 Halloween crack fic challenge, based on PeteZahHutt's famous casino from How to Minecraft. Warning: If you are squeamish or if you have any triggers, please don't read this story. It was written to be disturbing so, naturally, it is disturbing.
This book will ruin everything you love. /Everything./ Content and themes are explicit and disturbing; I'm not going to lie. Please don't read anything in this book if you are triggered by: explicit or implied violence, explicit or implied sexual scenes and/or kink, scenes containing depictions or mentions of homicide...