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FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.
If there was anyone scared or nervous about Eighth grade, it was me. Hi, I am Lucy Danderbee. Yeah, I know 'what a weird last name . . .'. I guess being in eighth grade scared me more than it should have. I mean, I always thought that eighth graders were the cool, older ones.. Kind of how a Freshie would look at a sen...
Its going to be about everything pertaining to Zodiac signs and astrology etc. :) Hope you guys enjoy. © COPYRIGHT 2015 by @rainbow_kisses1 .....All Rights Reserved
This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!! I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! Also please note that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are) Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!! Scarletshoes
Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
He cups my face as he pressed his lips onto mine, gently at fist than harder. It was like we just couldn't get enough of each other. We needed more. His hands slowly move down my body till they reach my ass and he picks me up. We continue kissing as we move up the stairs. Something about the way he kissed me drove me...
Meet Chloe Johnson. Not your typical anything. You probably couldn't place her in any one category, unless it was her own. She was upbeat and positive, and nerdy. But, she also could be very sassy, and you did NOT want her mad at you. Find out what happens in the last weeks of her seventh grade years.
All hell breaks loose when Audrey Lancaster's ex-boyfriend comes from the other side of the earth to haunt her with their cringe-worthy eighth grade relationship memories and ultimately tries to win her back, despite her super hot soccer-star boyfriend who is ready to fight for her 24/7. ▪▪▪ Part of The Purpose univer...
Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...
First of all;; i'd like to say a HUGE HUGE THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE THIS BOOK POSSIBLE WITH ALL THE COMMENTS, READS, SCENARIOS AND VOTES, IM SOOOOOOOOO GRATEFUL I LOVE YOU ALLLLL DEARLY XOXOXOXOXOX if you've read my last chapter you know that I've completed this book and i wont be posting anything on th...
Boys are a big deal as everybody knows that. So here's a little book about boys
THIS IS TIPS, JOKES, GIRL QUOTES, AND THINGS GIRLS WILL ONLY GET. SORRY BOYS, BUT IM NOT SORRY.
Everything a girl teen needs. From morning routines to cute pick-me-ups.
I was pushed onto the side of the car roughly. I gasped at the impact. "Oh, you hate me?" He asked as we both breathed heavily. He had me pinned between him and the car. His warm breath waved on my neck sending cold chills down my body. "Don't you ever say that again." He growled. I closed my eyes and looked down, af...
I started writing this book when I was 16, and now I'm turning 20 this year!! All of these tips will be based on things I wish I knew when I was 16, so you will see things I used to write back then, that I have now commented on at 19, to give you an older insight on what really matters and how much those problems at 1...
For any of you lazy lot out there, how would you like a simple routine to get a hot body without changing too much of your personal lives? You can do one exercise that'll take probably less than 5 minutes a day to really get that perfect hourglass figure that we all dream of! So read ahead if you want that tiny waist...
SEQUEL TO GOOD GIRLS LOVE BAD BOYS New day, new school, new people. For assumed bad boy, Max Harris, it wasn't a problem. He could act as cocky and arrogant as he wanted so that people wouldn't know the real him. That is, until a certain girl catches his attention and turns his world upside down; in the best way human...
I never was quite human, and it didn't help that Delaine Jane made the government change me. I was now far too perfect to me human. I didn't understand any of the dirty jokes people sent my way, and when someone gave me a glare it meant war. Then Matthew came along, and he was weirdly different. I thought he was just...
Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...
Highest Ranking : #12 in Humor Category. Rachael is an eighteen year old girl. In fact, she's an adult. But her brother, Michael, still thinks of her as a toddler, meaning, he still thinks that his sister is a kid and is not capable of taking care of herself if she's left all alone on her own. One day, Michael has to...