Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

I hate Donald Trump book 2

This is the second book of my first book I hate Donald Trump. IF YOU GET OFFERED EASILY DO NOT READ THiS BOOK PLEASE. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT ON MY BOOK I DONT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENTS.

The Life Of A Cow

this is a tiny story about the life of a cow. nuff said

The Life of a Cat

[Humour / Adventure] This is the story of a cat. A simple cat. Only a cat that's not important and that no one looks at twice. A cat that is intelligent and that wants some recognition. A cat that tells his perspective on human lives. A cat that only ever wanted some attention. A cat that was jealous of human beings...

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⭐✴Haiku Poems✴ ⭐ (I own the poems.. Don't steal..and sorry if they are not good)

Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...

I Hate Donald Trump

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...