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Legacy of Hecate

"Cassandra, do you know who your father is?" "Hey." "What's happening to me?!" "What about. . . M-mom?" ********* For Cassandra Simmons, the Greek world has been brought to life. She has been involved with a prophecy that unveiled Hecate's old nemesis, and might just affect the way how people see the world of gods and...

The Ghost Within

Megan is about to get revenge for her dead mother with the help of a little ethereal friend. But as they say, you should never strike deals with ghosts. Especially murderous, vengeful ghosts looking for blood... Original cover: The Toyohashi Collection of Japanese Ghost Stories; text edited by @MissBookNut

The Scarlet Requiem (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Her name is Scarlet Asher. And this is her story... ... "I was never meant to be born. I was never meant to exist. Yet, I'm still here. All because of one single choice. A choice that no one should ever make Not even the mightiest God..." Credits: Story by NyxTears Edited by LeAnne Illustrated by NyxTears Disclaimer:...

99 things: You Know You're an Otaku When...

99 relatable otaku problems, issues and emotions. You know you're an otaku when you can relate to these things.

Kimberly Konquers the World, Book 1

How would you describe Franklin Stine? "Devoted underachiever." "Too bland to pick out of a police line-up." "Vanilla paste mixed with white rice and a side of chalk." Or maybe just one word: boring. As in "the most boring boy in the entire world." (They had an awards ceremony; he took home a lazy little trophy.) All...

Altered

'They wore uniform grey, their expression hard and distant, their muscles taut with expectation, as if at any moment they were ready to lead an assault, to carry out orders, to kill, to die. And yet they were. Kingston had trained these children to kill at a word, to obey their masters without question. They were mach...

The Dark Witch: The Nox Haven Series

I'd Like to think I was a good person, before it all began. I didn't cheat on tests, or steal. But throughout my entire life, I was treated if I were a monster. At the age of five, after several agonizing tests, I was diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder. But not even that title could describe just how strange...

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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...

The Magpie Effect - The Magpie Chronicles Book 1 (#Wattys2015)

When seventeen-year-old necromancer Sapphire Sweetman befriends the spirit of Mona Delaney, she thinks all of her problems have been solved. Mona proves to be very useful when it comes to propelling her up the social ladder at school and dishing out haunting - and sometimes frighteningly cruel - punishments to those t...

Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand 2

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

The Dark One: Sequel Nox Haven Series

BOOK TWO IN THE NOX HAVEN SERIES: When you look in the mirror what do you see? Does your reflection look exactly like you or does it mirror the person you truly are. I can hardly look in the mirror anymore, the boy I loved is dead, and the one I saved cannot be trusted. With a heavy heart I try to wear my armor proudl...

Hunted

"What good is showing I care going to do me, Ethan?" James hissed. "If I care, then I am weak. Don't you get that? I am a machine. I am a soldier. I cannot miss her. I cannot ask where she is gone. I cannot care that she is not here anymore, because caring will get me killed". As James tries to come to terms with lif...

what potterheads would do at hogwarts

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

Wait What (A Fangirl Book) {On Hold Until Further Notice}

Hey you! Yeah you! The one pointing to yourself wondering if it's you! Do you like: Fall Out Boy? Gravity Falls? Panic! At the Disco? Harry Potter? Percy Jackson? The Selection? The Warriors? Teen Wolf? The Seekers? The Survivors? Divergent? The Maze Runner? Heroes of Olympus? Magnus Chase? The Kane Chronicles? Twenty...

Headphones | An Original Story

"Calix King, you have to be the most dangerous, unstable, and dependent person I have ever met." "Yeah, I know. Thanks for the reality check." - An original story in which a girl depends on the shuffle button to determine her future. {may contain slight triggering content} {slow updates} {highest ranking: #2...

Percy Jackson Jokes 2

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Feared

'Play the game, she thought, remembering the only three words that had helped her to survive at Kingston. Only back then she had known the game, she had known what they wanted her to be, what they had wanted her to do - this man was different. She didn't know what he wanted her to be, she didn't know yet what would sa...

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

The Forgotten Hero

When teenagers Liana Keamy and Jerrim Lightrun decided to run away seeking adventure, they couldn't have imagined what would be in store for them. Coming across a strange old hermit hiding away from society, Liana and Jerrim find much more than the fabled treasure they were seeking, but with deadly consequences. They...

Otaku Handbook

All the anime quotes that I know and love

The Crossovers

It's time for all your favorite Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Divergent, and Maze Runner characters to meet one another! Get ready to laugh when fandom clashes with fandom in...The Crossovers! Highest Ranking: #108 in Humor

100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...

Raging Shadows [Percy Jackson]

HIATUS "It's amazing, you know. Seeing how fast one who once had power can crumble in a matter of time." The demigods of Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter thought they might actually get a break. Unfortunately, that's not how things work in the supernatural and mythological world. It all started when the monsters disap...

Inner Demons

Book 2 of the Peachville High Demons series: Becoming a Demons cheerleader was the last thing Harper Madison expected when she moved to the small town of Peachville. She's willing to do whatever it takes, though, to get the answers she needs about her mother and about her own strange powers. Now that she's an official...

Bitter Demons

Book 3 of the Shadow Demons Saga: So far, life in Peachville has been tough for Harper Madison. She's survived attacks on her life, learned how to control her magic, and met the most gorgeous boy - who also happens to be a demon. After her latest stunt at Brighton Hospital, the Order of Shadows is determined to tighte...

101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS.-101 Reasons Why I Hate.. BOOK #3 This is a list made up entirely of '101 Reasons Why I Hate Boys', created entirely by all the beautiful and somewhat crazy gals on Wattpad. Enjoy.

Separated (A Sequel to If Only) {On Hold}

Twin sisters Bianca and Asha di Angelo are starting their training at Camp Half-Blood. Everything is going great, until camp is attacked. During the ambush Bianca and Asha are separated. Now, with the help of two unlikely companions, the twins must find each other. What they don't expect is that these "unlikely compa...