"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk c...
• Wattpad Featured Story • Flynn Hopper didn't know what to expect when he started going to university. Boring lectures, cocky dudes, touchy girls and annoying roommates, he finally decides it's time to start afresh, by dropping out and unexpectedly coming face to face with his high school enemy, who he had once been...
"Being a rival sucks. Especially when you're the center of everyone's hatred." Gael Fallon is a well-known rival or villainess due to her aloof and cold personality unlike her energetic and friendly twin sister, Maevis Fallon, the so-called heroine. Number one assassin in her previous world. Pretty. Intelligent. Talen...
British female sleuth, Daisy Dunlop, thinks she's found her dream job. Too bad she has to work with her worst nightmare, private investigator Solomon Liffey. They've barely spoken since he took her husband's request to keep her safe far too literally and handcuffed her to the kitchen sink. Solomon has no interest in b...
[SAMPLE. Full story is published on Amazon (ebook and paperback!), Tapas.io, and Radish] Jaime Lane definitely wasn't gay. But, he wasn't exactly straight either. In an attempt to satisfy his growing bi-curiosity, Jaime accepts a hookup with a male stranger online. It was going to be his one time wild moment, an ex...
(Rewritten version of 'Playboy Rehab' - Wattys 2014 Winner) Leslie King is a publicist nestled in the heart of Los Angeles representing Garrett Harrison, president of Harrison Incorporated - one of the world's leading real estate and brokerage empires. Having had Garrett Harrison as her client for years, she has grow...
Well. I wish I knew what this story was gonna be about. But we'll just kinda have to see where I go with it.
There are no surprises to this story. This girl has a shit year, full of friends who have left or are in the process of leaving. Sometimes there's someone to pick her up at ungodly hours to go to McDonald's, sometimes there's only Gilmore Girls and a half finished sock to continue knitting. She's the president of Dram...
"music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." {a collection of one-shots based on songs}
"what did you do while i was away?" he asked. and she never answered, until now.
"Skin under crippled skies/Tell the stories of most of our lives." [little random entries i write when inspiration hits]
❝ You said g o o d b y e when I was about to say h e l l o . ❞ • • • There's always a certain time and place to say something. The problem though, is that once you let that moment slip away from your fingertips, it's gone forever. And you're left with a wonder of what if. • • • HR | SHORT STORY #65...
about a girl who is beautiful but nothing else and a girl who is ugly but utterly talented [extended summary inside] -.-.-.-.-.-.- #FreeYourBody
in which a boy forgets how to breathe every time he sees her face. [ extended summary inside ] for all of these causes: #freeyourbody #bodypositivity #nomorebullying #stopbodyshaming #projectcharacter #helpfightcliches #weareteenqueens #breakstereotypes #projectacceptyou
❝S h e who uses intimacy as a way of trying to forget.❞ All rights reserved. @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2019
❝ − It's a terrible thing, the destruction of words.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017
In times of hardship, order is lost. When the Circle of the Sand, one of the thirteen Circles of survivors, plans to attack her home, a criminal must race against time to prevent a war that is coming. She cannot trust anyone but herself because on this mission to save what's left of the human race, the secrets she ha...
forgetting you isn't easy when our memories haunt my life missing you series #2 [completed 11/1/15]
❝She was pain in the form of the one who broke his heart.❞ All rights reserved. @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017
❝She was my dream girl − but I knew eventually I had to wake up.❞ Sequel to, u n r e q u i t e d All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017
She's not a pushover, She's not a goody two shoes, She doesn't need a knight in shining armor-- Elliot is tough, sarcastic, and ready to get out of her small town and large house, as life is less than desirable with two stepsisters and a stepmother that treat her like a servant, all because of a will left by her fath...
My only problems were supposed to be the ones in my Calculus book. In which I narrowly avoid high school drama, get sucked into a whirlpool of it anyways, and hope that I can escape without failing my AP tests or jeopardizing my GPA. The contemplation of death has never seemed so sweet. #903 Humor 080317
Slut (noun) : A woman with morals of a man. or : Pearl with the morals of Hunter. ●●● "No, Pearl. Men don't like this," he said, his lips grimacing. He looked at my face, then my hair and then my dress, and he didn't like it one bit. Not after he knew my intentions anyways. "They do love it, Hunter," I said...
