Comedy Texting

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked

COMPLETED The existence of grammatical errors, misplaced words etc. is exorbitant as the majority of the book had been written when I was 13. Read at your own risk. - - - "He was standing there in all his glory while I was standing here in all my ...nakedness..." The sentence that you have just read could exactly desc...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

I Think I Love My Brother's Best Friend

Meet Skye Barker. She pretty, smart, heartbroken, and Adam Barker's little sister. Meet Chace Matthews. He's cocky, gorgeous,a player, and Adam Barker's best friend. Chace has spent years making Skye's life a living hell, but when he comes back after the summer things change. Add in Skye's ex-boyfriend, best friend, a...

The Girl Who Wore Jordans

The new girl. I know what you're thinking: this must be one of those stories where the new girl falls in love with the quarterback and they live happily ever after. You've heard that story about a million times; this is not one of those stories. In this story, the new girl, Elizabeth Turner, has a secret. On the outsi...

Adventure Time Lyrics

What time is it? Lyrics from all seasons of Adventure Time, promos and games. Lyrics and songs do not belong to me. This book is for educational/recreational use.

The amazing World of Gumball fan-episodes

These are fan-made "The am Amazing World of Gumball" episodes.

Hidden dirty jokes in Spongebob

Scooby Dooby Who (Scooby Doo/Doctor Who)

Mystery Inc is on the hunt for John Smith, the man with a blue box. But, one of their members goes missing. And they have no way of finding them. The Doctor has been alone for so long. He is beginning to lose it, until somebody shows up in his TARDIS an immediately gains his affection. This is a tale of wild, unlikely...

Rivercreek Crossing

Reese Caldwell has a secret weapon - she talks with her dead twin brother. Together they hunt the scum of the earth, child killers and rapists, and take justice into their own hands. When a world renowned psychic medium unexpectantly enters Reese's life, she is confronted with hiding her secret and compelled to find h...

UNINVITED

They said the house at the end of the dirt road was haunted. They were right. But Kenzie Ryan and her friends are about to find out the hard way and it could cost them their lives. Kady Cross, author of SISTERS OF BLOOD AND SPIRIT, puts a new spin on the classic story of teens staying overnight in a haunted house, and...

The Mutant Rabbit and the Buff Rabbit

A mutant rabbit is roaming the streets of Patrick falls. it's up to Johanna, Hannah and Rhona to save the day

Greener Grass

HE WANTED TO ESCAPE HIS PROBLEMS. HE WANTED TO SEE THE FUTURE. HE NEVER CONSIDERED WHAT THE FUTURE WANTED. Confronted with suffering a painful death from cancer, Dan Sturges, a retired Ford’s engineer, foregoes treatments to try an idea of his own. After reading a theoretical article in Scientific American on time di...