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Caught In His Arms (Published Under Pop Fiction)

Former title: In the Arms of Five Hot Jerks Ferell Series #1 - Dove She's like a beautiful dove, dressed in white feathers...caught by lies and secrets. Book 1 of Arms Trilogy Covers are not mine, credits to rightful owner.

OMG: (Oh my Ghost)

Ang gusto ko lang naman maghilom ang malalim na sugat sa puso ko kaya pumayag ako sa kagustuhan ng mga magulang ko na magbakasyon sa rest house namin sa Batangas. Hindi ko alam meron palang naghihintay para sa akin doon. Maaaring hindi kapani-paniwala pero nangyari. Kahit ako sa sarili ko ay hindi makapaniwala. I w...

OMG : Oh My GHOST! [COMPLETED]

[Unedited at wala nang balak isulat muli. Hayaan na. Remembrance na lang para makita ko kung paano unti-unti nagbago ang panulat ko. Maraming error. Pabago-bagong plot. Maging sa teknikal na aspeto. Mema-isulat lang.] Naniniwala ka ba sa multo? Oo o hindi? Nasa sa 'yo na 'yon kung maniniwala ka o hindi. Pero ako? Oo n...

His Howling Voice (Gazellian Series #1)

Everyone in Parsua Sartorias loves and admires Lily Esmeralda Gazellian, a vampire princess. But what happens when the almost flawless princess falls in love with a werewolf? A forbidden love that spans thousands of generations. *** When her father, King Thaddeus, unexpectedly passed away, Princess Lily, the eldest d...

Married To A Merman(ON HOLD)

She onces had a normal carefree life until she met a handsome prince charming.. And the crazy part is...... He is a merman. →started: August 2016← The persons and events in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and unintentional ©diamondros...

A Mermaid's Kiss | OLD VERSION

I loved her, even if she never knew my name. She was my Ariel, and I know I am her Eric. No matter what she says. #1 in short story on 02/07/18 This beautiful cover was a gift from @Kmbell92! If you somehow haven't yet, please check her out!

ViticiPrema *Elemental Mage Prequel*

A wonderer with no family, allegiance and loyalty. As a young child, she was left in the world of human. After the First War there was chaos in the Empire of Quoria. Without an Empress to rule it leaves the empire vulnerable. Her father left her with a quest. To help the empire, but what could a child do? Firen wa...

Elemental Mage Book 2 (Tempest)

Sa loob ng matagal na panahon inilihim ng angkan ni Tempest ang kanyang kapangyarihan. Isa siyang elemental mage, may kapangyarihan siya sa hangin at tubig. A kind of power that was lost, a long, long time ago. Pero sa pagsapit niya sa edad na sampung taong gulang, kailangan na niyang sumailalim sa Selection upang...

The Girl From Nowhere

~[COMPLETED]~ INIBIG NIYA AKO. INIBIG KO SIYA. PERO BIGLA SIYANG NAWALA. Ganun nalang ba yun? Matapos niya akong paibigin at matapos ang masasayang pinagdaanan namin iiwan niya ako? Ginago niya ako. Ni di ko alam ang dahilan. I REALLY HATE HER! BUT I STILL LOVE HER. THAT GIRL, THE GIRL FROM NOWHERE! A MODERN FAIRYTAL...

Sword Seeker #2 (War of the Gods) COMPLETE!!

SWORD SEEKER #1 (GOD'S CHILD) SWORD SEEKER #2 (WAR OF THE GODS) MUST READ THE FIRST BOOK Pansamantalang na tigil ang digmaan. Puno ng takot ang mga mortal dahil sa na ganap na labanan. Dalawang piraso nalang ang hinihintay ng spada ng langit, pero kakayanin nga ba talaga ng spada ang kadilimang dala ng panginuong itim...

Gods And Demons: Book Two

When two worlds collide and reverse everything... Total Change of Pace.