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  • The Starbucks Hotline
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    ❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

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  • Five Senses Of Lie
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    Feel, touch, smell, hear, and taste. The five senses we all have built into us. Now of course those are also the things we use to see if we ever think we're dreaming, or just not real in general. Of course when all those senses are working, then most people will just shove it off as a daydream, or what have you. But t...

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