"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."
in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo
catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so...
"but you never get your license." "yolo bryn." "what the hell. we're not in sixth grade." credits // @tmeghan
"i can't believe i'm stuck in an elevator with ashton irwin." "my pleasure, sweets." subwaylrh || 2015
"You know what, Michael," Luke paused his game and looked at the blue haired boy, "I've been watching her through my goddamned window for a solid year, but yet I haven't made any single move."
# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]
in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped
"ha I'm a piece of trash!" "as someone who cares deeply for the environment,i am obliged to pick you up,is seven okay?' "you smooth fucker."
in which two teenagers find the consequences of snapchatting the wrong person may not be so bad. (Short Story #259 / Fanfiction #792) © 2014 by isohlate. || All rights reserved.
