Batman Or Superman

"Hello this is Taco King how can I help you?" "Batman or Superman?!" "What?" "Batman or Superman?" "Superman" "You're dead to me" Highest rank: #29 in Short Story #10 dialogue

The Donut Girl

The Spin-Off of Prank Caller, and the start of a new series. The Short Food series. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She liked Dunkin' Donuts. He worked at Dunkin' Donuts. "'Cause I'm sick of losing soulmates, so how do we win?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Sweeter Than Summer

January Winter's hopes of entering one of her homemade ice cream flavors into New England's 1st Annual Contest are dashed when she realizes she has no way of getting there - until she convinces her stoic coworker, Wyatt, to teach her how to drive.

Comebacks (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

Funny comebacks!

The Almost Summer

[ completed - 17/3/14 ] [ undergoing slight editing ] [ Wattyawards2014 ] [ featured on the Wattpad Official account's Summer Beach Reads list ] Autumn always knew she was named after the wrong season. She lives for the summer months, desperate for a "perfect summer" like the one she's read about in books. Her ch...

Welcome To Loserville, Population: Me

Samantha Martin, aka Sam, is a loser. Why? Let's look at the list: 1. The Queen Bee, Gwen, hates her for some strange reason. 2. She has no real friends. 3. And she has a huge crush on a guy who doesn't even know she exists. Yeah, her life is tragic. But when the new girl, Kendra, convinces her to show off her talent...

Christa's Luck

The Loss. Christa's world is turned upside down after her pony dies in a sudden, tragic accident. Has her luck flown away for good? The Promise. Seventeen hands of horse. A red beauty. Powerful. Gorgeous. Christa's thirteenth birthday present. Is he too much to handle? The Challenge. The legendary herd of wild...

Lucy

Lucy keeps it bitter and blunt; 17 and barely breathing. She's mastered breaking hearts, sporadic sex, and killing people. One may say she resembles the devil. Reece keeps it sweet and innocent; 17 and barely breathing. He's mastered being clueless, helpful, and gullible. One may say he resembles an angel. Is it...

Diary of a Teenage Time Traveler

Who needs teenage dreaming when you're a time traveler? Bianca Butterman's parents run their own time travel agency in the latter half of the 21st century and Bianca's heir to the family biz. Talk about travel perks! Leisurely trips whenever business permits is more than just a rockin' good time. Except, how do you k...