"I'm not either," Phil replied, looking to Dan with a sly smile. "You still giving out $5 blowjobs?" Well, Dan guessed, he probably did go to his school. Dan rolled his eyes, "that was a rumor two years ago." Phil laughed, "so I brought $5 for nothing?"
••complete 2014•• in which two boys sit and drink tea together, but they never reveal their names
[complete] maybe they really need 2009 again ; sequel to snapchat ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #1
"Heaven is rather a fluffy dream amongst many people; Hell a flaming nightmare. Human reality is very in between, and I suppose love is too." In which Phil is holy, and Dan is horny
What once could be an undeniable truth could undeniably become a lie. // Dan Howell lies about everything. What he does on Saturday nights, how he feels, what he loves, who he loves. Phil Lester never tells a lie. He's all about promises, and trustworthiness. Liars piss him off. Dan can fib about anything. A white li...
"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.
"If you came here looking to lose your will to live, then you've found the right place." "It feels like home." //Phan
" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...
"Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." The preachers words rang throughout the church and a series of "Amens!" chorused from the crowd. Dan looked down at his own bible, highlighting the words with a blue sharpie. "A man, who favors another man, is a sinner! For by c...
the story where ashton irwin writes his teacher multiple notes; furthermore, these notes go unappreciated by the religious churchgoer as the man becomes confused with his sexuality. top!luke and bottom!ashton ©noctivagant #535 in fanfiction, #40 in #5sos
Dan is just like any other boy... except he was born in a girls body. When he reveals to his best friend how he feels she leaves him and he soon gains the unwanted attention of Phil Lester - a person who won't let Dan forget what body he was born into. Finished: 10•05•17
the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying
The year is 2096. The earth has seen two more world wars since 2016. The last war that destroyed a quarter of Canada and half of Japan, was enough to make the government enforce strict actions. Countries are now split, no communication at all between them. Humans now live in conglomerations of small pods stacked upon...
A collection of Oneshots featuring Transgender Dan and Phil! Send me prompts :)
Dan likes flowers. That's why he grows them on his thighs whenever he has forbidden thoughts about other men. When Phil comes into his life, Dan's small garden grows into a field. Prompt: Christian!Dan punish himself by cutting a flower on his leg every time he has a gay thought. He has been able to keep it low-key up...