Zodiac signs & horoscopes I

Ever wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever again!". Well fuck that. Cuz I'm going to do this MY way. *Tries to do...