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I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

Two Star-Crossed Lovers: A Draco Malfoy Love Story year 3

Kelly Potter had never met her brother. She hadn't even known that she had a brother until Remus told her at age 13. After meeting him she was determined to keep him by her side no matter what. Even when she happens to fall for his worst enemy. Will she be able to keep her brother if he ever found out?

Sapphire (Lazuli Book #3) - Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

Juliet Weasley's life is a mess. Last year, she watched a man she trusted murdered by a man she had learned everything from, she lost the love of her life to the same darkness that wanted to consume her, she had discovered that her entire life had been a lie and revealed the truth of Voldemort's immortality; a truth...

The Numbers on Her Wrist

Best rank: #1 in Action! Included in Action's Featured List! Amelia Reyes has been raised within an orphanage her entire life, but she just recently broke free of their grasp. The men who raised her taught her the skills of a street fighter. They taught her to take pain. They taught her how to survive. They taught her...

The Daughter of The Slenderman

***Unedited*** ***Very horrible writing at the beginning to maybe around middle. Working on them slowly**** Is it possible for The Slenderman to have a daughter? Well it happened! The Slenderman now has a daughter with a mortal named Tina. Together they have a child named Eternity. Its not easy being a child...

Book of Puns

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The on...

My Little Mate

Alpha Darren Hale of Moonstone Pack has been searching for his mate for four years, he's beginning to lose hope. Little does he know, he'll soon find his mate, tiny brunette Blaire. But she turns out to be hard to handle for her tiny size. Highest Ranking: #7 in Werewolf

The Alpha's Oracle (SAMPLE, IronMoon #1)

"Talk of the Town" Watty winner! Gianna is a Seer : blessed with visions and dreams from the Moon Goddess. Alpha Gabel intends to be the first Alpha King in five hundred years, and his ruthless cruelty and ambition are without limit. Gianna and their Bond are his toy, nothing more. Taken against her will, Marked wi...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

One Girl All Boys School

[BOOK I COMPLETED] I'm Sam Matthews, 16-years-old as of now. Well my shitty story is that I am a girl, not a guy. In this fucked up world every human soul mistakes my name as "boy-like." Which REALLY doesn't make any sense. Maybe it's just me, though... I'm not girly, I hate acting and behaving like one, or dressing...

The Nerd Can Fight (#1)

(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭) Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives. Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a...

Fighting Blind [Published]

"Answer my question," the mystery man growled but I simply continued to ignore him. Following where the powerful presence was coming from, I stopped when he was right in front of me. Reaching out, I felt my hand touch a prickly cheek. What I wasn't expecting was the sudden explosion of colors and electricity zip throu...

My Broken Luna

"Stop. Stop, please." I sob as the whip comes down on my back once more. "Shut up yo-" my tormentor's words are cut off by a ferocious growl. I sense another masculine figure in the dark room, but can't make out a word he's shouting. The burning and searing pain that I'm experiencing is just too much. A sickening snap...

The Undercover Streetfighter✔ {Under Editing}

{COMPLETE} {EDITING IN PROCESS} Ashley Winster, an alternate persona of what the world expects her to be. One who never follows rules, skips detentions, and shoots up rude comebacks. Always having her father to encourage her, her mother whenever needed and her loving ten-year-old brother was enough...

Slenderman's Daughter

Beth, a shy girl who lives with her dad that is over protective about reasons she doesn't know. Then she suddenly finds out that she's moving to Tennessee and leaving all her friends in Washington behind. At her new school she meets new friends, along with a girl named Emily. Beth is starting to like her new school, e...

Slenderman's Daughter, Night Slender

[COMPLETED] Welcome Night Slender, the child of the famous Slenderman. This is her life; lost, confused, and absolutely fucked up. She meets many new people...well beings, some with her, some against. Can she fend for herself in this new land, new horror, or will she adapt and fit in? Do you want to know more about...

Purr, Kitten [PUBLISHED - Sample Only]

[Cover credit: Malot Aznar] "You need to learn to notice when a door is closed. If the door is open, you go through it, and if it's not, you need to see if you can build a new door, not just barge in whenever you want." Living alone for years, the last thing Kathryn would want is to be caught by an attacking pack. A s...

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎

#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place o...