Comebacks
All the comebacks you will ever need
(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...
Highest ranking: #1 ❝ Daddy's not home. Daddy is never home.❞ Imagine this. Your a bratty 6 year old, wearing a princess dress, waiting for your Daddy to come to play tea party, then BAM, he's not your Daddy anymore, instead, you have to share it with some other snobby freak. And the worst part is, he doesn't show up...
***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...
The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*