Funny quotes from The Office

Hey! This is a collection of quotes from the hit show The Office (U.S.). I do not own these quotes or characters, I just did this purely for the entertainment of my readers (and myself, hehe). Hope you enjoy:)

The Office Fanfic

(UNDER MAJOR EDITING) The Office seasons 1/2/3 with some changes. No smut or anything weird of any kind. I pinky promise. Enjoy!

The UnSlut Project

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the peopl...

Kingsman : The Secret Service

THE RULES: A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS ABOUT CONQUESTS, PRIVATE MATTERS, OR DEALINGS. HIS BUSINESS IS NOBODY ELSE'S. A GENTLEMAN DOESN'T CLASH IN PUBLIC WITH ENEMIES OR EXES, OR WORSE, WITH OUT-OF-FASHION CONTRASTS, COLORS OR STYLES. A GENTLEMAN IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SERVE, WHETHER IT'S OPENING THE DOOR, PICKING UP THE BILL...